Nanomachines, son!

What did he just say?

[MercIsMercIsMerc]

Masochism, son. I harden in response to physical trauma.

[flintglockwood]

"How the hell did you get elected?"

"Nanovotes, son!"
"They harden in response to political drama!"

[breezyxkillerx]

"Why won't you talk?!"

"Social anxiety son, we harden in response to human company"

[thanosbig]

"Why are you still relevant?!!"

"Memes son"

[thecheneral]

How does EA get so much money?


MICROTRANSACTIONS, SON

[mhhjhj]

But they can't harden against emotional trauma.

*You're adopted*

[wilfordbrimley]

*Armstrong:* NANOMACHINES SON! They harden in response to physical trauma.

*Jack:* Oh shit! I better hit him with more physical trauma!

[NoelistAvenger]

When your nanomachinesons can make you immune to damage and heal super-fast, but can't fix your eyesight.

[SkeleGem]

Kid: “hey, what are tiny robots called dad?”
Dad: *“Nanomachines Son!”*

[elevatormusic]

"They harden in response to physical trauma"

*Jack proceeds to punch him*

[SMAXZO]

These nanomachines have passed down the Armstrong line for generations, son.

[rlacksgh]

"Why won't Baldur die?"
"NANOMACHINES, BOI. They bless him with invulnerability to all threats, physical OR magical. You can't hurt him, lad."

[IsaacCollector]

Armstrong: "You can't hurt me, Jack!"
Raiden: "Ok, Foureyes"
*Armstrong starts sobbing*

[javy]

Raiden: Think Armstrong Think...What will you have after 500 years
Armstrong: Nanomachines son

[nethead]

Why am I unable to inflict fatal injury to your person?
Really small mechanical power enhancements my male offspring, you cannot harm me Jackson

[weegee_darthno]

Kratos: "WHY WONT YOU DIE?!"
Baldur: *"Freya, son, she cursed me with invulnerability to physical trauma! YOU CAN'T HURT ME KRATOS!"*

[NukePower]

Baldur: "Why won't you die?!!!"
Kratos: "Spartan rage, son. It hardens in response to physical trauma."

[jasonjeffersonjj]

EA: WHY WONT YOU DIE?!
Gaben: Nanosales son

[diobutimnotdiobutitisidio]

"Why wont you die?"
"BECAUSE IM BATMAN"
"My muscles harden in response to emotional trauma"

[theexploderofworlds]

If the nanomachines harden in response to physical trauma and he can trigger them by flexing than that means armstrongs muscles are so strong that just flexing them causes trauma to that area. Thats lifting goals.