Drug Dealer Talks About Getting Pulled Over With 30 Kilos In The Trunk! (WILD) | Johnny Mitchell

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[boostedwheelie]

“Where’d you serve?”
“The war on drugs.”

[Keefkellywrld]

*officer:* Where’d you serve ?

-8 mile.

[Sharpvessel]

“The FBI are outside of the studio”
“What why?”

[Hard-R-Energy]

"Where'd you serve?"
"Hopefully not at county."
"What?"
"What?"

[MoistNuggeteer]

“Where did you serve?”

“38th Street, mostly.”

[joelperez]

“Never commit a misdemeanor when committing a felony”

[anna-mhct]

I know someone who got a driver’s license with veteran status by accident. She abuses the veteran discount and gets out of speeding tickets all the time. When someone asks her about her service, she says “I don’t like talking about it” as if she went through something terrible. Evil woman 😂

[maxthemax]

Its raining heavily, he's sleepy behind the wheel and he's speeding... great combo there.

[afrojack]

“Im sitting there with 30lbs of weed in the trunk” that’s got to be the best way to end a story

[zozoartstudio]

“I’m on my way to enlist”
“Great, I’ll escort you there”

[Angel-]

“Where did you serve?”

“Around the blocks”

[swide]

“im sitting there with 30 pounds of shit in my pants”

[JoeKammerExclusive]

“where did you serve?”
“actually officer im serving right now what you need”

[yellowrose]

Cop just called a future Marine "soldier".

[christopherparker]

Cop: “where did you serve?”

“Ummm, overseas sir”

[techsmith]

the cop watching youtube on his day off: "that sum beech"

[WarNvrChanges]

He’s speeding with 30 pounds of weed in the car. Pure genius.

[bingbongmcgee]

"where'd you serve"

"actually I saw this absolute thirst trap on YouTube and now I'm going to enlist to never actually meet her and sign my life away to something I'm not mentally prepared for"

"hell yeah brother, I'll escort ya"

[FaxNoCopy]

"Where'd you serve?"
"San Quentin, sir, D BLOCK."

[Holdmybeer]

Cop: Where’d you serve?”
My dumbass “ Verdansk sir”