Trump to Host Cryptocurrency Summit at White House

Seth addresses Trump teasing his address to Congress in a Truth Social post, White House Deputy Chief of Staff Stephen Miller criticizing Democrats' protests and more in his monologue for Wednesday, March 5.


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[KirkCA]

Canada welcomes the Province of New York and your Governor Seth Myers.

[tedrickabus]

Michigan is also available to become a province. We raised our "hand" first...

[eastcoastla]

Massachusetts here! Take us too! You met our Governor, she’s great! Canada, take us too! 🙏🏻

[StephanieG.Augustus]

You work for 42yrs to have $2m in your retirement, Meanwhile some people are putting just $20k in a meme coin for just few months and now they are multi millionaires I pray that anyone who reads this will be successful in life

[PlagueDoctorMD]

Correction: at this point it would be easier to list the handful of countries that don’t hate the United States.

[napalmholocaust]

Awww. That's so quaint of you to think that only four other countries hate us.

[robertboskind]

Not sure if I missed it, but Im really surprised there was nothing this week about the Vance protests in Vermont. I really think Seth should have said something about the Vance Skis in Jeans signs

[sherinameless]

Yes, Poop Diamonds are the worst. With Kidney Stones running a close second.

[sherinameless]

A question: does Bryan write all of the fast food and hamburger chain jokes? If so, does he have to eat the stuff for joke authenticity? And is he still alive?

[Leblribrbrrq]

New York becoming part of Canada would mean I wouldn't have to wait until the war is over to visit NYC.

[sherinameless]

And in other news, Stephen Miller is hosting a cryptid conference. It's a chance for him to hang out with his chupacabra, Jersey Devil, and other monster friends.

[DeathlyTired]

That list is much longer than four countries now.

[ouishelly]

Correction: I'm not sure to whom this correction goes, but aioli is always made with garlic, so there's no need to call it "garlic aioli". The name "aioli" means "garlic and oil".

[IAmFJ]

Canada should absorb Alaska. For their sake.
Or take New York and change its name to Luigiana.

[chelseawoolley]

Correction: Canadian here. We don’t hate you, we’re just disappointed.

[robbiezy]

I worry that the current administration will start to crack down on free speech and stop shows like this

[teelo]

Ok that 11th province joke was brilliant

[cynthiamason]

I wish, when you show photos of Stephen Miller, you would use ones from the time he appeared on air after some brilliant hair & makeup person gave him a spray-on hair vampire widows peak. Thats the most perfect Mr. Miller.

[NewMessage]

You can be a Province, but ya gotta learn how to say 'out and about' OUR way.

[GenghisVern]

Introducing his new crypto currency, the Ruble.