If Smart Watch Commercials Were Honest - Honest Ads

Thanks to Apple and Fitbit Smart Watches are a great way to keep us honest and track data you couldn't before - because you actually didn't care about tracking it and probably still won't.

[erickjuma]

"And we cant sell to people a phone twice. So we built a not-phone phone..."

[wilkstheguitarman]

Roger is making me rich by convincing me to not buy anything. Thank you Horton Enterprises

[kaz]

"It does practically everything. Which makes it your fault if it doesn't change your life"
Gold

[TheBillyarnezz]

He's really exposing the stupidity of society

[JamesPrime]

I asked Siri on my apple watch, " What time is it?" That's when I knew I had hit rock bottom.

[Sticknbkid]

This Horton brand is big. From coffee, smart watches, cold drinks, cars etc they have it all.

[Azivegu]

wonder how rich Roger is. He seems to have a lot of companies.

[thomashenley]

We can't sell you the same phone twice!

Apple: Hold my beer

[smortboi]

“What nightmare future have I created!?


I’m dying

[chriswinter]

"Because we can't sell you the same phone twice". Oh...if only that were true.

[SDRob]

"Lets you use your phone without touching your phone by touching this instead!" 😂

[thebestcentaur]

"And we can't sell people our phone twice."

Apple: *how many times do we have to teach you this lesson, old man?*

[AlabasterJazz]

"What nightmare future have I created" ~Roger 2017

[OldBuford]

my wife fell for the marketing schemes of these watches and wouldnt let up on asking for one for her birthday, i tried to tell her how useless and wasteful they are but no, she kept asking so for christmas last year i bought her one, she was ecstatic...then 3 or 4 months rolled by and she stopped wearing it. i asked her why (knowing exactly why but i wanted the gratification) and she said it wasnt as great as she thought it would be, it was just one more device that needed a charger, wasnt comfortable, you cant read full texts on it, trying to use it as a bluetooth speaker for calls was a joke and the step tracker was gimmicky at best. ha! i sure showed her!...by wasting 300 bucks of my own hard earned money....great job, me

[hipnhappenin]

I like how he’s dressed like Steve Jobs

[mathieuL]

I want Roger to write and deliver my eulogy. So that everybody realises how useless I was and nobody feels sad

[davidyang]

"If you use a UHorton Xphone Generation8, Otherwise go jump in a lake."
The best line ever said in a commercial.

[thecosmicforge]

waterproof "for the most part"

[RoxyTheReaper]

The best line is by far
“What nightmarish future have I created”
As he semi discreetly goes off scene

[Ekib-Niatnuom]

"We buy things we don't need, to impress people we don't like." Tyler Durden we need you now more than ever!