Don't Feed The Bass Player

We tried this trend and it backfired.
@projectatlanticmusic @zerudude

[UncleMimi]

There's a reason why guys like Flea & Victor Wooten look like they have the grip strength of a polar bear

[Doomer]

I’m a guitarist and a bassist so I can translate bass language for ya

[Sultanaten]

Instructions unclear: I now have no fingertips…

[robertwellsrawbass]

As a bassist..you know damn well..we feed you..not the other way around..SIT DOWN PEASANTS

[Bone_Incidents]

I’ve been researching bass players for a while and I can confirm that something about having more energy makes them gain a higher level of intelligence. These creatures are truly fascinating.

[_non.mortal_]

As a bass player I don't eat. I'm on god level.

[Fx_]

As a multi-instrumentalist, I can tell he meant that the pizza was exactly at 78 degrees Fahrenheit, but that he wishes that his bass wouldn't be in love with him because it is really complicated.

[Frayos_Lmao]

No no. Youre supposed to feed your bass player weed brownies!!!

[dotarsojatbarsoom]

Spiritual and sentient are two very different things. One does not think for themselves, the other does.

[Leo_Is_Here]

You Gave him the power of brain cells he may not have enough yet to form an accurate thought but he formed a thought and that's terrifying

[alexgiarrusso]

When you feed your bass player you get Paul McCartney; feed your bass player.

[RCJones]

When they said he's becoming sentient I thought he'd be doing his taxes, but this is more true to life

[Cricketmane]

Instructions Unclear, bass player is dead.

[zapahsreny]

I thought they love the taste of silence…

[Nansko_tactica]

As a bass player I can heal him... Or join him😈

[lilislilit]

I want my personal bass player so bad right now 😂

[seanstoltz]

Damn. Anyways, I’m gonna go grab some food and practice

[wasoncePZAdayandOTKCHSBOY]

NO!

my sister isn't going to magically self sustain via body generated nutrients once I teach her how to play bass!

[Traeluegg-jnpx]

Idk, but i think having a knowledge from a person is kinda good deal..
I'll feed the bass player

[EndofDays-]

100% true . 432mhz is the frequency of the human body