Somebody Kill Me PLEASE

The best part of the song-a snippet from Adam Sandler's heart breaking song about Linda. I do not own this, just sharing cause I felt like this today.

[alexgermack]

As someone with both anxiety and depression, this song is always playing in my head at all times

[eturnelly]

This song represents how I feel everyday in my life

[aidenthejellycat]

6 y/o: me i can wait to grow up

Me as an adult:

[dextersmith]

I remember watching this as a young kid. And crying when he sang this .

[Xodreev]

Palpatine taunting the Jedi every trilogy

[tunicgames]

When the alarm clock goes off for work in the morning....

[kylemossi]

For those who don't get dark humor. Framing it like this allows us to laugh at our own pain.
At least that's what dark humor does for me.

[juniortheredninja]

Me thinking about embarrassing and cringe moments: 0:08

[JosephVisaggi]

Lmao the way Drew looks at him after it ends, tho.

[Trauma-Tea]

The second anyone clocks in to work at Walmart

[josh_mTA]

Very honest and sincere feelings and totally believable. Five stars ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
I love it it's my favorite song that he does

[metamorphosisvibe]

I think of this often. Then I feel selfish because I have kids. I feel like people shouldn't be shamed for wanting to end their constant battle with mental health.

[cynxmanga]

The girl smiling at the end is like every single mf enjoying a song and not understanding lyrics

[adambozeman]

He’s losing his mind…….and I’ll reap all the benefits.

[derpyst]

Tcu fans tonight for 2023 national championship

[theatfshotmydog]

My feelings rn after Chiefs beat the Ravens…

[masterrserch]

People keep saying this song has been on repeat in their head... while its not everyday, cuz even the worst of us has uh, DECENT days...
But id say, this particular part has been on a loop in my head a good 30 to FRIGGIN 300 min a day, ebery day, the last now 6 years as of last month, .

But to show how long its always been creeping there for me, these lyrics were one of my (get ready for a blast from the past) AIM aka AOL INSTANT MESSENGER "online but away" statuses/"messages" lol
....and it was to the point that when my dad, although always into computers (but not really SOCIALLY, more for a plehtora of frigign spreadsheets and such 😂), boldy jumped into the late 90s and DLd AIM somwtime in 2005 (the 2nd time i had to move into some studio/1-ish basement in NYC), he kept messaging me "why is this your reply to me? Its been like this all week?, "

I had to laugh it off and find the FULL clip (with the amazing fade out with Jon Lovitz and all lol, so great) and send it to him, so as to not make him worry about anything else...
The fact that im somehow still here now almost 20 years later is only a testament to my perhaps silly fear of eternal damnation of perpetrating the one unforgiveable mortal sin...
But in oh snap now 2 months that ill be forced to leave and WHOLLY accepting that choosing to live in my 2013 hyundai sonata, rather than spend an extra SECOND with my partner (cuz i just REFUSE to ever get married), is the final sure-fire sign that come around the 3rd or 4th or so night im freezing at midnight while trying to sleep in my sedan, that having this part of this song JAMMED into my brain on repeat for a good 4 hours or so a day, every day, is all the justification i need in prepping the 10 foot, 7 inch hose i already precut, and full roll of duct tape, making the perfectly peaceful, eventual lull into my final bucket kicking, farm buying, big sleep...
I sure hope ghosts do exist, especially if its like, well, GHOST the movie with Pat Swayze, so i can loom around and laugh my ghostballs off, when someone finallty finds me, top notch exhaust hose set up that'll make MacGuyver go, "wow....nice job, kid, intuitive!..., " but with hopefully enougg gas and battery power to keep the car/future home running, so my radio can have everyone hear this part of this haunting song on a forever loop...
Cripes, i really hope it works out like that, cuz at least, like i said, irll be a damngood laugh!!! Could u imagine?
Going OUT out with a good chuckle, what more can u ask for when ur ready to go?


Ps im sire this will beRemoved before anyone reads it anyway.... like Sweet Dee, "Joke's on ME" in that case!
Alwo a good ironic final laugh!
Peaceyallll

[jaipeterson]

When your parents are disappointed in you

[thecarsonigen]

Me after a day of playing any dark souls lol

[Mariobros]

Me playing the special world in Mario galaxy 2: