AIR FORCE IS THE BEST BRANCH!! #SHORTS

Have you met anyone that said Air Force is the best branch? What do you think is the best military branch?

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[brandonn]

Every Army guy on day 1: Air Force sucks
Every Army guy the day he gets out: You're a smart kid. Join the Air Force

[scottibrown]

I’m surprised Air Force didn’t start running as soon as Army went for him

[juanleal]

My grandpa was drafted Into the marines during Vietnam. He got shipped out and came back with a purple heart. I told him I wanted to go into the military and he was super adamant about joining the airforce. He said they've always had better EVERYTHING

[commissaryarrick]

We all shit on the airforce until we need that on a ridge line

[armynurseshark]

This was TOTALLY me when my Air Force brother would call me from his duty station in Rita, Spain, calling his Lt by first names & drinking coffee while my Army ass was providing medical support for war games in the 105 degree desert heat at Gowan Field.

[earlqualls]

The Air Force is the best branch man. I worked for the Army for a year and would look down and thank God everyday it still said Air Force over my heart.

[headsNshoulders]

Air force so scared they froze up like a mannequin

[patdeen]

A couple I would like to see:

Military branches gearing up for the winter weather.

Military branches Holiday shopping for little girls.

[kitchen]

Plot twist: air force grows a pair of wings and flys off.

[aegiscaleb]

I was Air Force. Definitely the best branch. I mean who wouldn't want lax standards, better equipment, better food, higher test scores, and to sit in the comfy chairs

[ComfortsSpecter]

USMC: *Translated from Marine to American English* “Heh, that loser has to use expensive jets to convince people to join his branch!”

USN: “To be honest, most my enlisted are just people that thought they could make SEALS, now they scrub the deck”

USCG: “I wish I had that many people joining my branch”

USSF: “You know Potato, we could probably get more friends if we just rebranded a little”

Potato: “Yes, your right, that’s why your my best friend”

[juliaelrod]

Air Force Family here. The other branches are just jealous because Air Force is always saving their asses.😎

[HammurabisVendingMachine]

When I had to decide whether I wanted to crawl through mud for days while getting yelled at under fire, or sit in an air conditioned room and watch Netflix while occasionally taking phone calls & typing on the computer.. it wasn’t a difficult decision considering I’d get paid the same either way 😂

[Linda]

ROFL dude sliding across the counter taking him out had me crying 🤣☠🤣

[backfromthedead]

Nikko, you have a Merry Christmas. Also, since I'm a civilian, I'm going to say thank you for your sacrifice and you're going to LIKE IT!

[NightShadedrawz]

I like the army because my great grandfather fought in WW2 and he got shot in the knee. He would always shine a light under it to show us. ❤

[Dr.HannibalLecterVIII]

He got a mannequin, the possibilities are endless now

[manyaperkins]

My tired brain decided that Nikko had actually managed to attack himself, and I was awestruck for a few seconds. 10 reason and logic caught up with me, and I started laughing hysterically 😆😆 well done Nikko! 👏👏👏

[matthewrowley]

The air force is clearly the best branch...smartest people, best looking women and air conditioning and real beds.

[Zombiekiller]

Oh Sh*t! You got me! All that came out was "WTF?!" Followed by uncontrolled laughter 🤣😂