Best Funeral Ever

when I die.... my wife knows what to do.

[JoseRodriguez-zgls]

I got plans for mine also. Write my own eulogy to cuss out people on my way out but hire Morgan Freeman or James Earl Jones for their voices now to get it on tape before they go! My dress blues won’t fit. 🤣

[gypsysnowwolf]

I'm lying in bed wheezing trying not to wake me family and cat up. 😆

[soulsinkpen]

The casket has been picked out, bury me in dickies, leave my blues for my kids. My funeral procession will be a freakin damn lowrider cruise! The service will be comprises of poets and a down to earth pastor and as I leave in going to have the piano riffs from 'Home Sweet Home' playing. 8k is what it'll cost

[James-qnwi]

Be me.
*Drink Lite Beer at retirement
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[stain]

You army, army doesn't get dress blues😅

[evanb]

I saw you post on your Insta a lot. Do you do the same with your Tik Tok?