Meanwhile... Wild Turkeys Terrorize New Jersey

Meanwhile... a flock of aggressive wild birds have residents of a 55-and-up community in the Garden State running scared. #Colbert #Meanwhile #Comedy

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[couragekarnga]

I knew the turkeys would eventually get their revenge.

[LadyDoomsinger]

Revenge of the Turkeys!


They know what you did last Thanksgiving...

[kendomyers]

Im in NJ, I havnt seen any Turk...
[Muffled screams]

[martingoldfire]

How to reveal your childs gender: Tell people when they ask for it.


Was that so hard?

[MforMovesets]

"Mom can we see Santa?" "No, we're poor." The caricature became real.

[GRAHFXENO]

Geez, I still remember my son's gender reveal party. We were at the doctor's office and we asked him and he told us and then I called some family members to let them know. No deaths, no injuries, no property damage. Good times

[mischarowe]

"Congratulations! It's an idiot!"
Lol.

[natureiscool]

A group of turkeys is called a rafter, not a gaggle. A gaggle is actually a group of geese.

[janilaine]

I Really do not understand those revelation parties...

[MaidenHelll]

That’s weird cuz ...A gaggle of 40 to 60 wild turkeys have been aggressively terrorizing the House of Representatives lately too...🤔😂😂
COINCIDENCE?
I think not

[ConstantlyDamaged]

You missed the best part! The plane was a single-seater, but there were two people in it at the time. Was this their way of saying they were going to have twins?

[finnthehuman]

Before Stephen could get the joke out, I lost it at, "When I terrorize old people...". 😂

[michaelbaughman]

I hear that the turkeys are led by the spirit of Benjamin Franklin 😚

[danyoung]

2:13 Congrats, it's an accident!

[apv]

People really go overboard with gender reveal parties. Even after that one guy burned down acres of land during his gender reveal, people refuse to be careful

[DBee-eetz]

"Christmas grotto"... sounds like something the playboy mansion would host🤣

[seawatersoul]

Its the pack of wild boars still dressed up from Halloween lol 😅

[tuckerbowen]

A town under attack from an army of killer turkeys... i forget how that _South Park_ episode ended

[Zinfidel]

Damnit, it's the 2nd week of November! Society, shut up about Christmas!

[TrueSkillest]

If anyone is wondering, after releasing that much weight, the plane probably nosed up and lost airspeed, leading to a stall and a quick loss of altitude. 200 feet can be lost in a matter of seconds if you don’t get into coordinated flight quickly.