How to Beat the B67 TOWER in FALL

If you were stuck on top of a two thousand foot TV tower with no one coming to save you, what would you do?

I’m going to break down the mistakes made, what you should do, and how to beat B67 TOWER in FALL.

Written by: Martin Now

[kaitlynboss]

Nah, that first time the ladder breaks I’m climbing right the fuck back down. Ain’t no one smart gonna shame me.

[Chaosqueenngami]

If people actually let loved ones know when they were going to remote locations, even if its just a scheduled email that sends if you don't stop it, half of horror movies wouldn't exist.

[s.p.]

THANK YOU! Someone covering this movie finally pointed out the OBVIOUS freaking plothole in the film of attaching the phone to the drone. 🤦‍♂

[TheWholeEntireCake]

Most horror movie plots can be summed up with “Well well well, if it isn’t the consequences of my own actions”

[Flamming]

Who needs enemies when you can have friends like Hunter

[King-Omega-]

If you're going to climb a tower that tall, and not bring a lot of gear with you to facilitate staying up there or safely descending, why not just bring a parachute with you? It seems like a perfect place to parachute from.

[BaranZenon]

If there was an actuall reason for them to climb that thing, like in that other movie, where a lady was a witness to murder and had to climb up the mountain to escape, it would be actually scary. It's hard to root and fear for a character who does dumb things for no reason

[bcfb]

I can’t help but always answer “what would you do” with “die”

[jacobvaldez]

I’d probably just, stay home instead of climbing a tower in the middle of nowhere without a proper way out

[tinytigertamer]

Just once I’d like to see a horror movie where the characters actually try to be smart, but get killed because the threat is smarter or more dangerous.

[m.akos]

Oh, I hope the characters will make smart and responsible decisions throughout this movie🥰

[Alexander-gbrr]

When Nerd starts talking about tower climbing equipment it gave me an idea - someone should make a video series on the cheapest way to survive horror movies.

[mildly_terrible]

48:05 yes, it actually does work..
We used to charge our phones that way in boarding school.. there were no plugs in the rooms and phones weren't permitted in the hostel...

[TheOddityFair]

50:04 - Wait. Wait. Wait. We’re just gonna skip over her eating raw vulture meat? Congrats, Becky, you’re dead even if you get down.
While vultures themselves have absurdly strong stomach chemicals that kill virtually any pathogens that enter them, we do not. Given that bird’s job as part of nature’s clean up crew, the odds of Becky ingesting toxic bacteria that could kill her is very high. Shoot, one could argue that eating from the body of the bird is riskier than eating its limbs. Vultures will urinate on their legs to disinfect them after feeding, but the same can’t be said for the rest of their bodies.

[MorePearlz]

"Now to Beat GRAVITY in FALL."
I see what you did there.

[darth-gerry]

My dad used to do rock climbing with his brother and friends. One time he was up a mile on huge cliff and the rock he was grasping began to peel off. If it wasn't for his friend saving him, well I wouldn't exist lol

[drewgoin]

I am astounded that this video is almost as long as the film it reviews.

[jamesbednar]

Good summary!!! I was always of the opinion that the girls could have paid the waitress at the hotel/restaurant to call for help IF they did not show back up to the restaurant by a certain time. Say pay the waitress $100.00 - give half at time of making the agreement and tell the waitress she will get the other half once they (hopefully) show back up. Tell the waitress that we plan to be back at the restaurant say, 3:00PM. IF we are not back here fifteen minutes past that expected time then call for help. Of course, make sure the waitress is WORKING the day you make the plan AND the waitress will have to be not busy with a customer but, even then, she could call for help after she is through with the customer. Also, write as much information on paper as possible for the waitress may forget some details.

Anyway, that was my 1st thought when first seeing this movie.

[retsaMinnavoiG]

Even if you were naturally fit, this amount of climbing after a year of doing nothing would be basically impossible.

Even basic running on flat ground wouldn't be great preparation.

You would want to be walking/running some steep stairs (or similar) for at least a couple weeks beforehand.

You're basically one-legged half-squatting your body thousands of times.

[TheTyo]

unless you feel like seeing God this weekend. do not stick a charging cable into an light socket