No way this is real

[Trainz_U]

“Meal team 6” “gravy seals” “delta forks”

[davidrowe]

"Sir, they've called in heavy reinforcements"
"How heavy??"
"...very."

[rballer]

Poor guy has PTSD: Pastries, Twinkies, Syrup and Donuts

[hiertools]

Military: we need a tank
Bro: I'm the tank😅

[MensaGiraffe]

He fought on the Eastern Front and the Western the same time.

[dogdude]

Looks like another case of "swollen valor"

[warmstrong]

3ft of fat can stop a 9mm. Which is great since the vest don't fit'em.

[explorerdadsocal]

Hes stolen the valor of a whole platoon.

[TenorMan]

He fought with Captain Crunch in the Battle of Hershey

[guld]

Have some respect
This is a meal of honor recipient

Dude ate 3 taliban fighters on his first patrol

[AlexanderBell-nk]

I know that guy, top of his class of the Green Buffet.

[doncorleone]

Dude's a paratrooper and they need him to carry 10 parachutes when in a mission to avoid being a human weapon of mass destruction. 😂

[Harambe]

Ok I’ve seen some out of shape dudes in the military but this is fuuucking ridiculous

[emperorluna]

Human shield... everyone get behind Eric

[DonnaGollihugh]

I see someone like this and my heart goes out to them. You don't know what they've gone through or have come from. DON'T MAKE FUN!!!
SHAME on HATEFUL people!!!
SHAME on the NASTY LANGUAGE!!
Lord, Please BLESS this young man for trying and don't let him give up on himself but continue forward!! And Lord, please help these negative and hateful people to become better human beings and to know you and your heart for real! ❤❤❤

[douglashanson]

"Swollen Valor" is my absolute favorite 😄 🤣 😂 😆

[dwaterson]

They sent out the National Lard

Edit: This blew up and Imma add some more that I see in the comments:
"Captain Crunch"
"Meal Team 6"
"Gravy Seals"
"Forrest Gumbo"
"Swollen Valor"

Edit 2: Oh shit I gotta add "General Mills" to this because that's crazy as fuck

[JK-yfvl]

We have all become so inhumane and no longer have compassion and empathy for fellow humans that are struggling. We all struggle and some struggles are hidden and some are obvious.

[chuckbeasley]

He looks like an Arkansas State trooper

[Chad-cquy]

The ideal build for an american secret service agent.