Dirk Nowitzki Gives Conan The Texas Citizenship Test | CONAN on TBS

Conan claims to be a Texas expert, but the Dallas Mavericks All-Star has a little quiz to make him prove it.

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[richardleonhard]

Dirk's "German" sounds like google translated it and Conan's German is what happens when you play scrabble outside and a hurricane hits you

[Apropoetic]

I think it's rare to come across someone who geniunely doesn't like Dirk.

[LOCOnarwhal]

I forget just how tall Conan and Andy are. They actually look normal next to 7 foot tall Dirk

[prankfiles]

Dirk could at least have corrected the butchered German sentence they wrote for him. 

[GeneralRBX]

"Which two foreign countries does Texas boarder?" "Mexico and The United States."
I am from south Texas and this claim is true.

[TheCaesarMania]

You know you’re a legend when the crowd pops just from someone saying your name. It was like one level of applause when they knew who it was, and then it elevated to another level after “Dirk Nowitzki”. Amazing

[giannibetancur]

"whats the leading cause of heart attacks in texas"
"Tony Romo"
2:00 I died

[FreestyleFootball]

he pronounced the german words like americans do :D

[peteswafflemeyer]

Conan's "German" sounded like when Hitler and Rumpelstielzchen had a child with speech impediment and they lobotomized it and then put it on speed.

[gop]

So much pride runs thru my heart when everyone claps and sings, "Deep in the Heart of Texas!"

[deanambrose]

I didn't understand Dirk's german sentence and I'm from germany.

[aldi]

Ich glaub Dirk hat vergessen wie man deutsch spricht :)

[Editor_Hound]

Man, Dirk is comedy gold! Who would have known?

[MisterFuturtastic]

I wish they had done one of those remote things where Conan goes around Texas with Dirk. Can't get enough Conan and Dirk.

[jsong]

Dirk.. was fucking KILLER in that Finals against LBJ.

[jair]

I love when Conan clearly wrote most of the bit. It`s that sarcastic harvard humor of his. He did creat Mr. Burns after all.

[MrGekostyle]

Ouh man conan spreaks german like hitler xD

[CanineGrowTime]

Dirks smile was adorable when Conan answered "Tony Romo". I love Dirk :)

[Allagi]

It case ya'll were wondering, Conan's German was straight gibberish. Dirk can obviously speak German but what he said was way odd I assume he was reading a cue card and not saying it how he would say normally say it. Plus he's been in America so long you do lose a bit of your mother tongue.

[Busster]

I believe that there is a verb missing in Dirk's German sentence.