Ridiculous Equipment In Future Video Games

oh he did it again

How equipping starter gear and equipment in future video games like tarkov and cod will probably work considering all the loot boxes and stuff

#animated #sfm #memes #gaming #wholesome

[thedominator]

Remember folks, these are "Surprise Mechanics"

[YomActual]

0:34 Hoot's "Noice" is always peak.

[VladislavZharkov]

That spear could definitely use an ACOG and an undertip rock launcher.

[mannofdober]

"Aww shucks, I got a nerf gun..."

"C'mon, brighten up man. That's an *Australium* Nerf Gun! With a strange part on it too!"

"Yeah, enemies killed. How the *fuck* am I gonna kill someone with this thing?"

[BoxheadBB]

Little did he know that the shield and spear only have drop-rate and will only drop in 4-player game mode, the spear can kill anything in one hit and the shield can block any attack even from god himself. That guy had the streamer's luck.

[-Raylight]

*"It's evolving, only backwards"* Welcome to the modern gaming especially AAA!

At least Hoot doesn't need to animate anything in the dark xD

[vermiworm]

Recently experienced the power of a drill wanting to turn the operator rather than bore through the oak timber I had to shape. Now that's a real weapon

[derptomistic]

"We need anti-tank! Quick, someone get your wallet ready! t's only a 0.05% chance to get an explosive weapon from this crate so we're going to need a few hundred."
"Sir, my bank account can't take it anymore"

[jonsku]

"Well I got the uhh.. the 'bat' from Saints Row 3."

"Really? Well, obviously we can't show that! Just get it the hell out of my sight!"

[RandomGuy]

I love that it’s not “equipment PROBABLY will be stupid” it’s “equipment WILL be stupid”

[oddtomato]

A multiplayer game where every starts with ridiculously randomized loadouts could actually be very interesting, but I can already see half of the players quitting a match when their loadout isn't exactly how they wanted it to be.

[GoldenEris]

Don't worry. It balances out because everyone else is also getting shit gear all the time.

[shred]

Honestly the idea of a modern military shooter where your equipment on spawn is completely random (and includes meme weapons like a halberd or a photon cannon or a blunderbuss) would be hilarious. I'm sure something like that already exists but I've never played it.

[SomeRandomCrzyGuy]

"YAY!!! I got a musket!!! :D"

[t-rex]

I really love the comments, they play along and build the universe as they make context and stats for weapons and crap.

[TheXell]

A reminder:

Videogame companies are not your friend.
If they could get away with charging you for every single input you make in a game, they would.

[asifiqbal]

That shield could use some C4 in front and a tripod to balance the impact. Plus a 3x sight on top and a m61 Vulcan in the center would just be chef's kiss.

[Roppang]

0:41 “i see dead people”

Intro rolls~~

[T.TerryThePenguin-wzlq]

0:31 I mean a shield and a spear isn’t that bad you can become a real life demoknight

[CruelViper]

...Love to see more of those loot box missions