Bo Burnham - Bezos I+II [HQ Extended Mix]

I DO NOT own the rights to Bezos I or Bezos II by Bo Burnham, or the images of Jeff Bezos and Bo Burnham. I simply loved the music from Bo's latest special, INSIDE, and wanted a longer mix of the Bezos tracks for my own listening pleasure.

Lyrics:

CEO, entrepreneur
Born in 1964
Jeffrey
Jeffrey Bezos
CEO, entrepreneur
Born in 1964
Jeffrey
Jeffrey Bezos

Come on, Jeffrey, you can do it
Pave the way, put your back into it
Tell us why, show us how
Look at where you came from, look at you now
Zuckerberg and Gates and Buffett
Amateurs, can fucking suck it
Fuck their wives, drink their blood
Come on, Jeff, get 'em!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Jeffrey Bezos
Jeffrey Bezos
Jeffrey Bezos
Ugh!
Jeffrey Bezos
Jeffrey Bezos
Jeffrey Bezos
You did it!
Jeffrey Bezos
Jeffrey Bezos
Jeffrey Bezos
Congratulations!
Jeffrey Bezos
Jeffrey Bezos
Jeffrey Bezos
Oh!

[bennyb]

„Zuckerberg and Gates and Buffet - amatures can f*cking suck it“ is just a perfect and beautiful rhyme :D

[alasswholikeslazersxx]

That keyboard solo has no right to slap that hard.

[pifflesomepuffnadder]

*"C'mon Jeff! GET 'EM!!"*
**Kickass keyboard solo!!**

[Mista_Cassla]

The part where he goes "You Did It!" LOL

[_helium_]

Nothing radicalizes me more than the riff after “GET EM!”

[mikeoley]

The solo on Bezos I is an absolute monster lol. What a jam.

[zom]

Bo is rather lucky he was born in 1964 could you imagine him trying to find lyrics to rhyme with a different number ?

[lawbinson]

Way to monopolize these 2 songs into 1 song to eliminate competition.

[mabanagmc]

As a piranha living in the Amazon river, I can confirm I always hear this song since 1964.

[Raven_Black_]

the keyboard has no right to be this good, it's literally the best thing I've heard and it's a meme song.

[Dalzik.]

Jeffrey listens to this on repeat every morning for an hour while staring at himself in the mirror

[michaeloffner]

The irony is that both of the originals are available for purchase on Amazon Music...

[SpoonyJeffUK]

As a fellow Jeff, I feel empowered by this song.

[kevinblaha]

I can just imagine Bo alone in his room having a blast entertaining himself with these silly songs. And in doing so somehow becoming a master song writer. Its all pretty hilarious.

[anabominationagainstman]

I walked to the beat of this song for 2 minutes and immediately felt like I have usurped the throne of god

[rot]

This literally does not have any right to unironically go so fucking hard

[LadyPirate]

I really hope they play this at his rocket launch.

[gp_tutoriais]

"When you're happy you listen the music, when you're sad you understand the lyrics"

[German_watchball]

The worst Part About this Song is that it ends

Edit: 1 year later 2nd top comment!

Wow Guys thanks for the likes

[cheekybananaboy]

i love how this song basically doesnt comment on him at all, its just a theatrical acknowledge of his existence. everything there is to say about him has already been said. cant wait for bezos III though.