We Should Bury It #shorts

“My daughter saw me getting dry skin off my shoulder after a bad sunburn and asked if she could keep my skin flakes and put them in a jar so when I d*e she can make a mommy mask and remember me always.”

“My 3-year-old daughter stood next to her new brother and looked at him for a while, then turned to me and said, “Daddy, it’s a monster … we should bury it.”

“At my great uncle’s funeral she asked when he was going to turn into a zombie.”

“I was sound asleep, and at around 6 am I was awoken by my 4-year-old daughter’s face inches from mine. She looked right into my eyes and whispered, “I want to peel all your skin off.”