I gotta mop these floors.

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Hold on to your seats because we are witnessing an absolute nail-biter here! The Cincinnati Squirt Guns are down by 2 points against the Oklahoma City Three Hole Punchers. The score is 98-96 with just seconds left on the clock. This is what dreams are made of!

The Squirt Guns have the ball, and it’s in the hands of to Wally Nickels... wait, his eyes... they're locked on the basket?! We’re at 5... 4... 3 seconds!

Wally crosses half court... he’s going for it!

He took the shot!

Ball is in the air!

and... ITS IN!!!

Wally nickels just sunk the winning three!!! the Cincinnati Squirt Guns are champions!!!

This crowd is exploding!! The whole Squirt Guns' bench is rushing the court!

Look at Wally!! He's doing it again! He’s pulling out another wallet!! Folks, this will be his fifth wallet he's eaten today! He taking a big bite... and there it goes! Wally Nickels has consumed another wallet! This crowd can’t believe it! This is the kind of moment that will be talked about for decades!

Music:
Lord of the Land - Kevin Macleod

Written and Directed by:
Frank St. John & Michael Romaniello

Cinematography by:
Mitchell Nance

#wizards #comedy #sketchcomedy

[Wizards_with_Guns]

What other “real teams” has Wally Nickels played for?

[Joel-Haver]

Even for Wally that was an incomprehensible amount of crack

[DPadGamer]

The janitor keeps picking up the ball because he never let us down.

[hunterbletz]

I love the empty shot of the hoop after he deflated the ball😂

[therandommemer]

I love the continues gag of him picking up the ball

[BananaWasTaken]

To recap:
Every game he ate a wallet, and then ate a quarter after the wallet so they called him Wally Nickels. And he managed to win the Piston Cup all thanks to his footwork

[krooked_kraken]

The real basketball was in the crack all along

[dannymartin]

“If I don’t make the team my girlfriend’s gonna ground me and I can’t take my dad to prom” I didn’t even process that on my first viewing and was very confused about the payoff later

[WillHellmm]

"When I won the Piston Cup"
"That's from cars"
"I don't know who that is"
Later: "Kachow"

[glyfen]

*please* tell me that mop breaking was completely on accident and you just kept that 'blooper' in for the real shot. That's such absolutely perfect comedic timing.

[The_Robbing_Narrator]

Every 2000s Disney sport based movie in a nutshell:

[CowboyAngelEyes]

This is a clip from a movie that my mom will claim is her "favorite" and make me watch it every year around Christmas

[loganfury]

I love your brand of aggressive stupidity. Its one of my favorite types of humor

[yaboileon]

I’ve shown this to a few people and it breaks my heart that none of them notice the incredible joke of him laughing and picking up the ball multiple times. This is cinema at its peak

[littleclimber]

The implication that he was trying to throw the basketball with one foot twisted completely sideways🤣. The second guy catching the basketball coming down from straight above, despite other shots of him watching the ball going in implies he’s not directly below the hoop. The deflated basketball just plopping on the ground with the camera cutting to the basketball hoop. So many minuscule, but ingenious comedic bits in this sketch. It’s amazing🏆🤣

[glossyplane]

I first watched this 4 months ago and that scene at 2:18 where he goes to shoot the ball anyways while it's just deflated on the ground and it cuts to the hoop where absolutely nothing happens for like 2 seconds is still one of the funniest things I've ever seen

[baumannalexj]

2:19 The shot of the net after he didn't throw a ball should be memorialized. Y'all should be proud of that.

[thesafetycalzone]

I can't believe they had the budget to get a cameo from THE Wally Nickels, and all the way from Cincinnati no less

[GemAGen]

how do you get so many fucking perfect gags out of a simple idea of throwing a ball as a janitor, I love you guys so much

[NotOnQ]

0:39 I love that he doesn't follow through in the slightest