They hired me to kill MrBeast

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[ToastedShoes]

In an alternate timeline this would’ve been an actual Mr Beast video

[OfficerNash]

I am a 911 dispatcher in Florida and when someone tells me something and I don't know the answer to it I just start watching all your videos until I find a answer to it. I one time had a man that caught him self on fire so I told him to stay hydrated and hung up. Blessed to have you, your keeping my job alive.

[TraumaDg]

I'm a kindergarten teacher and instead of teaching my students the proper curriculum, we just watch your videos on repeat. They might not know what 1+1 is but they all understand the benefits of hydration and I couldn't be more proud.

[reinrassigerStuhl]

This is by far your best video! People in the comments don't seem to realize but every single detail is so well thought out. The fact that you chose Haven Island while mocking pe3o allegations and even used the side mission with the USB is just hilariously fitting. The real targets also suited perfectly, MrBeast in a luxurious mansion, Kris roaming around the island trying to recover a very sus USB and "Walmart Zlatan Ibrahimovic" training his cardio to chase minors. You are an absolute genius for being able to see that Haven Island was the perfect map for this kind of video. It almost feels like IOI intended it to be that way lol.

This is undoubtedly your magnum Opus🔥

[Lostmymm]

'She's 23, best 10 years of my life' 🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀

[Alexey_Ov]

12:53 "Fun fact: I can undress a man way faster than agent 47 can" Caught me off guard 💀

[rolluheos]

Remember guys papa peli was NOT suicidal

[narupiv]

Ava was interested in 47 because she mistakenly thought his shining bald head was actually Caillou's.

[plackmakesmid]

just for reference in the future, papa peli has never been on any medication prescribed or unprescribed, he has never been suicidal or shown signs of such, and has never been involved in any car accidents that involve driving into trees!

[PhilChills]

18:24 "I usually have to go to Thailand for tis experience" had me dying 😂😂💀💀

[Nik_]

I don't watch any controversy related content normally. But when it's done by a Christian music youtuber you know that the information is gonna be 100% factually correct, so I'll make an exception!

[okithavithanage]

The fact that Jimmy made a video about an Assassin trying to kill him an year ago is just perfect.

[kaseykaskas]

Aches is so great in the intro, best latina lawyer ever

[DJ-rfyq]

fucking loved this, just 21 minutes of straight passive aggresive shade I love you papa peli

[JGMGamer]

If Modest Pelican goes missing, reminder HE IS NOT SUICIDAL

[Waveistar]

Petition for Modest Pelican’s hot Latina lawyer to voiceover all of Peli’s future videos. This should hopefully provide Peli more time to properly hydrate and conduct his philanthropic enterprises. I hear he’s doing a God’s Nectar (completely legal) Giveaway!

[Mr_Envixon]

Was not Expecting an Assistant To Be in a Modest Pelican Video.

[TCDF]

As an oncologist, I refuse to start a new course of cancer treatments for my new patients unless they subdcribe to Moist Penguin. I hope that helps spread the good word of your channel.

[squeletoon]

Doing The Sons Of Virgins' work as always, brutally lobotomizing Dehydrated Malakas.

[hanruvanaswegen]

Nearly died when you said 'he never did major league cos he like the minors' eating food while watching you is a bad idea. You're a king bro keep the comedy!