Introducing Google Actual Cloud Platform

Literally a cloud. Introducing Google Actual Cloud Platform, the world’s first public cloud running on servers in the troposphere.

[googlecloudtech]

We're elevating cloud computing like never before

[DOPEorNOPE]

'I just love that I can see it' - Random 2015

Died.

[DerekRoss]

*Google Actual Cloud, now with Stormboost!* Take your cloud computing to the next level!


#AprilFools  

[thewelder]

Do you know what makes this funnier still...? Is that most people if they're not tech savvy will actually believe in this.

[ichat]

Does your data get corrupted when an airplane goes through said cloud?

[Mageoftheyear]

You know what makes me sad? Somewhere, someone out there was impressed by this and can't wait to use it.
Hard to believe but probably true.

[karimbarakat]

bloody fantastic, I wonder how many people will actually try to sign up for this service

[xDrFireflyMavis]

Being from Akron, I love the uses of the hanger. And find it funny how the artists depicted the openning of the hanger.

[iLoveTurtlesHaha]

God damn it. I'm watching this two years later in October and I'm thinking what the hell is this. Then I saw the upload date and everything made sense. XD

[martiivanov]

Wonder what happens if Google Wind hits Google Actual Cloud Platform? Belgium gets more of the Stormboost?

[andrefelipe-me]

Questions:
- When the weather is dry, will my app generate moist to keep it airborn? Or will it just wait for the wind to take to another place?
- If my app flies over a volcano, will I lose my data?
- When I run Docker containers in the cloud, will I be able to see flying ships?
- If by chance a NASA rocket goes right over my app, will it go to space? Will I be able to authenticate Twitter users there?

[dumdedumda]

Google never fails to disappoint. Love the background music. Who's it by, and is it available for download?

[abhishekjadhav]

Ooo my Google ..You are really Mind Blowing 👏👏👏👏👏 Really..No words ❤❤❤👏👏😍

[HASN]

Wow I need one now!!
Is it on Amazon?

[RayYoshi]

Will this technology lead us to have our own personal Actual Cloud follow us around? I'd love having shade follow me around, though it would suck if it rained on me.

[rahulvaidya]

My professor actually presented this video thinking this is real... 😅

[xtrariter]

So, one day, when all data is in actual cloud, and there are no physical data centers, can we guarantee that we will not lose control of our data? I am talking about potential instances where someone actually wants to shut us out of the cloud server that we only use, but do not own. What if the owner goes rogue, for example?

[yulanottenfwicke]

Connectivity via rainbow? Is a tornado a system crash? Does this satisfy or confuse the chemtrail people?

[MyrLin]

LOL, I want one :) what do it cost? Does it come with email?

[CuriousNeon]

Wait... does this thing compatible with Google Wind?