Bart Speaks French

Bart learned French by the Total Immersion method.

[NehemiahDC]

He ate the special French candy that gave him the ability to speak French.

[NachoTaco]

“I don’t want a piece of candy”

*eats candy*

[Aspensauce]

“Anti-freeze in the wine? That’s a serious crime!” Glad to see the french have their priorities straight.

[Oxidize]

I could watch the French version of this show all day

[Rick_Sanchez_G]

*If you watch the Simpsons in France, Bart speaks a lot more in French.*

[MaebaraKeichi]

As a Frenchman, I confirm that the anti-freeze in wine is the worst crime i've ever seen

[Windows__]

translation
0:21 "sorry but i dont speak english"
0:30 "here little boy take that candy
0:41 "im sorry i really wish i could help you"

[thatguy]

Fun fact: in the french canadian version, Bart speaks in french canadian, the policeman speaks french france and they still can’t understand each other lol

[estebandelafp]

Spanish dub literally made him speak spanish with a cartoonish french accent lmao

[farmacerhaiden]

Funfact : in the french version of the simpsons Bart is (logicaly) always speaking french and it would have been strange to keep the plot exactly the same in those conditions, so instead of bart realizing he actualy can speak french, they made him say to the officer some irrelevant shit in the first place, and then he realizes that he "should have spoken about the anti-freeze" because he forgot that ! xD

[originalindigodingo]

Y'know, the joke is supposed to be that he doesn't care about the mistreatment and slavery when told about the wine, but realistically, that's basically a mass poisoning averted, so it kind of is more serious in context.

[Derethevil]

"You will always have a place in my heart."
Over 30 years later and we never ever heard another word of the police man who saved his life.

[MrAliFranca]

Doesn't seem right, the french police officer didn't mock his accent

[berkeihlamur]

- They don't feed me.
French Policeman: Calm

- They make me sleep on the floor.
French Policeman: Calm

- They put Anti-Freeze in the wine.
French Policeman: 🤨😠 *S E R I E U X* !

[adrien]

It's "anti-gel" in French. When I heard Bart saying "anti-freeze", I heard "dentifrice" 😂

[leonoremikk]

In french, we don't said "anti-freeze" but "antigèle", this cop is not french ! He is an impostor ! :o

[JirouLierge]

Bart isn't dumb like most think he is. He just isn't into studying.
He also has a gift for learning different languages.

[DudeWatIsThis]

*Bart:* "You're a policeman, aren't you?"
*Person in a different recording studio:* _[With a different ambient accoustic]_ "Excuse moi, je ne parle pas anglais!"

[andressilva]

Who knew french is just english with a candy stuck in you throat.

Edit (11/11/2020): Learn to take a joke you people.

[matheussol]

The way Bart says "Vous aurez toujours une place dans mon cœur" always makes my heart feel warm, I still don't know why