Billy Connolly - Toblerone - Live 1994

What kind of sick mind thought up a bar of chocolate that HURTS you?

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[Declan_ChristoTube_VA]

Billy Connolly is the prescription everyone needs to brighten their day 🙌

[ConstantlyDamaged]

Have you ever wondered what that saw-toothed blade on the Swiss Army Knives is for? It's for cutting the fucking Toblerone.

[graemewatson]

I’ve watched this clip 1000s of times & it never fails to make me 😂 cheers Billy you’re a legend I loved you when I was younger nothings changed

[ja-ksdh]

You cannot teach this, replicate this or come close to this. This is pure talent.

[TexasLadyS]

Watching Billy laugh at his own jokes is half the fun! There has never been, and there will never be, a funnier comedian than Billy Connolly. Legendary!!

[johnmc]

'A bar of chocolate that hurts you' 😂😂😂

[tbone]

As a Swiss man, I agree with everything this man has said.

[AmBush-UK]

I took my Glaswegian Dad to that gig It was one of only a few times we spent together, a pint in the Duke of Cornwall
round the corner beforehand, we were right near the stage but we were the first in the pub after😂 for a few more
Dad was a huge fan of 'The Big Yin' I'll always remember it Thanks Billy Connolly 👍❤

[ivyhope]

Billy Connolly is the funniest man to have ever walked on this earth. No one else comes close to him.

[billyculbert]

Billy, I remember when I was a bit younger in the early 70s a guy gave me a tape of your stuff that he had recorded at one of your really early gigs in Glasgow and my younger brother and I loved it. He was 14 and I was 20 and we shared a bedroom and we would wet ourselves laughing because even though it was only audio, the images that you gave us were priceless, the pictures were amazing. We would listen to that tape every night and it had us in stitches and bonded my brother and I together and through time we bought all your LPs and became life long fans. The sad thing is that my brother married a bird from another galaxy who turned him against me and the rest of our family and I haven’t seen him in over 25 years. When I watch your stuff I always think of my kid brother and it makes me sad that he is no longer a part of my life. You Billy are a very very special person of the highest integrity and superb intelligence who like myself has a built in shit detector and you have given me the greatest of pleasure throughout my life and I put you on the same power as The `Beatles and Steely Dan and The Sopranos and Mohammad ALI which means that you are up there with the Gods. I wish you all the very best Bill and God bless you, or whatever being controls this life may it look after you big man. …..on a different note. I live in Belfast and I saw you one day riding your bike down the Castlereagh road in east Belfast and I shouted at you and you shouted back and for me that was a very special moment in my life, and I have been around a few corners by the way. Look after yourself big lad and keep on doing what you do as long as you can ❤️❤️❤️❤️

[strmforce]

Only Billy could make a hilarious story out of eating a Toblerone

[El_Smeghead]

Nice to see you on the Graham Norton show last night. Hope you're well, Billy. Thanks for all the laughs over the last 40-odd years 🙏

[georgerunham]

I saw this man live two nights in a row. Both totally different yet absolutely brilliant. A true genius

[davidbull]

He's been my main prescription for about 30 years or so

[paulnicol]

6mins When he pours the Glass of water over the heckler. That's how a Scotsman deals with hecklers. ;-)

[elizabethcanavan]

I can never have a toblerone without thinking of Billy :)

[Verschlimmbesserung]

The coin toss at the end was actually very clever.

[Rayfaedundee]

Sir Billy Connolly, a one off comic genius. No matter how many times I watch your videos/DVD’s they always make me laugh.

[graemewatson]

My biggest regret in life is never seeing this legend live I’m glad I’ve got his DvDs

[Paganwhitewolf]

The ultimate irony: I once almost died due to inhaling the Toblerone I was eating, from laughing so hard to Billy Connolly talking about Toblerones being dangerous