Rubicon Spring: Fruity Fling

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[HGBMD]

I remember seeing this ad on Cartoon Network and nickelodeon in the afternoon and it still makes me laugh to this day

[artistanime_bruh]

It may be a joke but this is relatable in the most horrible way.

[drkwngdck]

I'll have the bastard fruit juice, please.

[morganmememachine]

Sad thing is I had the same reaction as the husband

[RockstarRaccn]

So I was about to say that that water bottle got cucked, but then someone pointed something interesting out...

All of the children are a mix of two different fruits. Mango and orange, strawberry and kiwi... And these are supposed to be fathers from a series of affairs... Multiple fathers per child.

This implies that, in this universe, bottle genetics can involve a blending with multiple fathers, which implies that the children could have three fathers, which in turn implies that he IS the biological father to all the kids, just with some extra genetics he didn't know about, because one assumes that he wouldn't believe they weren't his kids if he weren't actively trying to impregnate her.

...so is he still the father?

Rubicon Cinematic Universe when??

[JohnRed]

I wasn't convinced if I wanted to buy this product, but now that you have associated it with cuckolding I must buy it.
I am Swedish and cuckolding is close to my heart. Great job, marketing team.

[petegabler]

From BMB:

"Rubicon challenged us to develop a campaign to launch new drinks range Rubicon Spring ... We grabbed this opportunity by the mangoes and, working closely with brave clients and world-renowned MPC Creative, developed ‘Water’s had a Fruity Fling’. In our cheeky, animated world, Mrs Spring Water gets fruity with some seriously sexy fruit, resulting in a delicious-looking bunch of Rubicon off-Spring. Water’s had a fruity fling! will run on TV, VOD, Outdoor and Social where our sexy fruit will be shamelessly flirting with anyone seeking a fling."

[RenovatedLee]

I honestly found this hilarious, people are thinking too hard about a silly advert where A BOTTLE OF SPRING WATER gets cucked by ANTHROPOMORPHIC FRUIT.
Chill out it's a joke.

[bigbill]

This is total bs, guy on vacation see his kids are not his

[darkghor]

Each day we move further and further from God's light.

[trumpstaffel]

Did Louis CK write the plot in for this one?

[kagetsuki]

i am more and more sick of the way western society is disrespecting men. gentlemen!! it is time to seriously marriage strike.

[Envinite]

There's disturbingly a lack amount of porn of these bottles

[fuckgoogle]

I got here from "Triggered Alt-right Neckbeards"

[saucyjack]

I never thought I'd see a water bottle get cucked

[AroundTheBest]

So promoting cheating is a good thing? What were they thinking?

[htruth]

This advert is funny. But it's like prison rape jokes... says a lot about how society views men who lose or are weak or fall etc. Would this advert still be acceptable if it showed the wife being clueless and cheated on?

[MrBubonicChronic]

I wonder if the people that made this advertisement have names that echo.

[melloowt]

Why tf is everyone examining this ad so much

[Xzameao]

I’m here from tiktok.... how could she 🥲