Single Use INSTANT Hot Dog 🌭

Ever wanted a hot dog but don't want to wait? Well have we got the solution for you. Instant hot dog powered by a charge of special thermite.

[MopruII]

The real version of “why cook it at 400 degrees for 20 minutes when you can cook it at 480000 degrees for 1 second”

[eleanorcatherino]

…single… use??? I’m sorry I prefer my hot dogs to be able to be used multiple times

[juicymango]

I love how the hotdog instantly gained ketchup, relished, a toasted bun, and grill marks. Truly a remarkable invention

[markshelor]

This is the most American thing I've seen in ages:
-38mm
-Single Use
-Instant
-Explosives
-Hot Dog

[jesusmanuel]

"And you call them steamed dogs, despite the fact they are obviously grilled?"

[TeddyCream]

"To deploy the Hot Dog"
Finally, the most American phrase has been created.

[carsonbrown]

“I may not have a brain gentlemen, but I do have an idea”

[theskyizblueday]

“For dinner use only”
No combat dogs for lunch boys.

[daevilwon]

As soon as you call a hotdog “deployable” I start not wanting the normal civilian hotdogs

[AlexRojas-dbyd]

"AND it's man portable!"

- Raytheon, probably.

[ethanbryant]

If you’re hot dog cooking instructions involve the phrase “retreat to a safe distance” I think you’re doing it wrong. 🤣

[og_joeygaming]

It's way funnier to acknowledge the hotdog doesn't have grill marks coming out the test tube but magically does after the condiments come out to play

[frankierzucekjr]

"To deploy the hot dog" 5 words that I never thought I'd hear lmao

[JustWastedHoursHere]

"One hotdog, please!"
"That'll be $37".

[tokin]

Uses a grilled hotdog as the final product

[DiceyDealer]

Damn that water got so hot it left GRILL MARKS.

[heeheeheehawbloo]

ah yes, 300$ per singular cooked glizzy

[archangelz]

People in 1954 thinking we will have flying cars by 2024.

2024: Single use hot dog thermite boiler.

[mutantraze]

Me sending this video to the FBI to explain why I bought thermite

[nathalaart]

buddy put the hot dog on the bun with the mustard, then went with an entirely different grilled up dog for the glamor shot lmaoo