County Fair || Original Song by Dennis Russell

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“County Fair” by Dennis Russell

Intro
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls! Gather round so I can tell you about one of my favorite places in the www, the whole wide world. Its so much fun. You’ll just love it there. And it’s coming soon to a county near you.

Verse 1
D G
There’s a place I’ll tell you ’bout
D A
So much fun you’ll scream and shout
D G
You’ll love it there. That’s no doubt
C A
People come from all about
D G
To ride and sing and cookout
D A D A
It’s called the county fair

Chorus
D
There’s a little bit a food
G
A little bit a fun
D
Stop your worries
A
Till it’s all done
D
Stuff your face
G
In the pie race
D A D
This is the county fair

Pre-verse
That’s right boy and girls. And if you sign up today, you can get half-off on all carnival rides! That’s right. I told them the prices were too dang high. So they went and slashed them in half for the entire fair. No, $5 a ride is the half-price.

Verse 2
D G
The tractors pull in the tractor pull
D A
The pigs all stand there in a row
D G
And who will win the horsey show
C A
Only them there judges know
D G
I’m telling you it’s the place to go
D A D A
It’s called the county fair

Chorus
D
There’s a little bit a food
G
A little bit a fun
D
Stop your worries
A
Till it’s all done
D
Stuff your face
G
In the pie race
D A D
This is the county fair

Pre-verse
We’ll even have some live music for you to listen to. And if it’s not to your liking, you just give it 30 years, and we’ll have replaced all the banjo pickers with country singers who do covers of popular country singers. What’s that? No, you don’t have to be talented.

Final Chorus
D
There’s a little bit a food
G
A little bit a fun
D
Stop your worries
A
Till it’s all done
D
Stuff your face
G
In the pie race
A D
This is the county fair
D G
I’m telling you it’s the place to go
D A
Billy-Bob he told me so
D
The county fair
G
The county fair
D A D
This is the county fair

Outro
That’s right everybody! The county fair. Start saving your money ’cause you’re sure as heck-fire gonna need it. And if you have any questions, I’ll be here all day. Hmm? No, nobody’s ever invited me to perform at the fair.

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