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[ilpoomatili]

This is why so many guys want to have a medieval sword.
The sleepy knights in pyjamas shall be the tired heroes

[devilbeard]

Some women want a husband to make them feel safe.
Some men want a wife to feel safe.
I want a wife that will wear matching medieval armor with me while we tag team the robbers like the Knights from Shrek 2

[ashvond]

As the husband of a husband, we just play rock paper scissors for whose turn it is to die

[crowbirdy]

get a cat for sure! then you'll hear more noises, but you'll always know it's just your cat being silly

[MegaDragonmark]

most of the time when i hear a noise. i think "ok. what did the dang cat do this time?" she is a young cat that gets some zoomies.

[cherrypopscile]

Find you a girl who would join you in going downstairs to fight an intruder/ghost.

I don't want a maiden to valiantly protect. I want a battle buddy.

[noahhuelsman]

The feminine urge to have a big ol’ shield that you can also hug

[ZebraLuv]

Even if he doesn't have a job he's still not by your side 24/7. Husbands used to be gone for months at a time. Wives were the OG first line of home defense.

[SprtnSlya]

As long as he's more than just a human shield to her I see nothing wrong with that. Men have no problem being a protector.

[yamairad]

I've been married. Sometimes, the husband is the creepy person and the thing that goes bump in the night.

[sarafray]

My bf got upset with me for “being too brave” and investigating a noise before he could get up himself.

[forgemeister]

All commentators opened up their accounts 5hrs ago what a coincidence they are all so praisy as well

[Waelly]

She wants a husband to feel safe, i want a wife to make me feel like i can keep us safe so i can feel even safer :p

[TheVeggiekat]

I had a husband. I was always the one sent downstairs to see what the noise was. Tbf, my dogs followed me and were best protection.

[jordancambridge]

Last Halloween I got cold so I pulled a blanket from the closet and when I woke up I realized I slept with a silver human skulled black widow on my chest the entire night. Me and the bumps in the night are buddies.

[gampants]

I'm a female and I lived with my sister and brother individually for a while. I was the one who checked on sounds in both cases lol

[localsatanist]

Safety and protection is a love language

[WigglyTuffStuff]

I am not afraid to be the one to face the bump in the night, but now I realize I need to hide that part of myself until I get a guy. I *can* do it, but I don't want to be the only one who *ever* does it.

[Lajuun]

Truth. I send mine after creepy sounds and roaches. XD He just stares at me like 'Really?'

[Null-fordmann]

What if you are both husbands? Would it play out like army of two?