The Haters Guide to the 2023/24 NHL Season

Perhaps someday we can get this video out on time. Perhaps someday, I can also become the all-seeing Eye of Sauron, as I've always wanted to. I tend to get in my own way of such a goal. It gives me one thing in common with the NHL itself.

Here is a season preview for the NHL season (well, not really preview, since we're a few games into the year). I should simply jinx this channel lol.

[AireTamStormer]

Finally, now we can say the season has truly started

[king_rich]

If you are new to hockey let me make this clear. If your team struggles at the start of the year dont panic. Especially if there around 500. December is when we truly see who are the contenders and pretenders. Let the long exciting season of hockey begin

[jackmannschreck]

Tree I want to say thank you for still making hockey videos. When I started watching them in 2019 I knew nothing about the sport and didn’t find it all that interesting, but watching your videos made me decide to give hockey a chance and boy am I glad that I did. Keep up the great work good sir!!

[wifishark]

0:00 Intro
0:16 Duck and Cover (Anaheim Ducks)
0:59 Arizona Coyotes
1:41 Boston Bruins
2:22 Dare We Have Hope? (Buffalo Sabers)
3:10 Flameouts (Calgary Flames)
3:58 Carolina Hurricanes
4:37 Chicago Blackhawks
5:17 Colorado Avalanche
6:03 Babcockblocked (Columbus Blue Jackets)
6:56 Dallas Stars
7:38 Yzertreding Water (Detroit Red Wings)
8:29 Edmonton Oilers
9:17 Florida Panthers
10:03 The Gates Are Open (LA Kings)
10:43 Guaranteed 95 Points (Minnesota Wild)
11:34 Montreal Canadiens
12:13 Koo Koo Ka Choo (Nashville Predators)
12:59 The Devil's Playtime (New Jersey Devils)
13:47 New York Islanders
14:31 New York Rangers
15:11 Ottawa Senators
16:03 Comcastic Voyage (Philadelphia Flyers)
16:46 No Contention For Old Men (Pittsburgh Penguins)
17:33 Eight-Year Tank Battalion (San Jose Sharks)
18:02 St. Louis Blues
18:47 Seattle Kraken
19:30 The Piper's at The Door (Tampa Bay Lighting)
20:20 Rip Dubasplan (Toronto Maple Leafs)
21:12 Vancouver Canucks
21:58 Vegas Golden Knights
22:44 The Chase Continues (Washington Capitals)
23:29 Re-leasing The Chevy (Winnipeg Jets)
24:22 Predictions
24:37 Vegas' JACKPOT!!!

[AllenHerns]

As someone that's just getting into hockey for the 1st time, I'm looking forward to this season and many more.

[futuresequence.]

The more NHL content UT does, more people become hockey fans. If the NHL was smart they'd make agreements with YouTubers people actually like.

[nathanspreitzer]

I know hockey may not be as big as MLB or NFL or basketball but I really enjoy the hockey videos, Thank you!

[DetroitRedWingsFan]

7:37-7:39 last time we get to hear the recorded Joe Louis Arena goal horn in the UTree NHL haters guide before the new Red Wings goal horn kicks in for the next NHL haters guide in either January or February

[Lookattheworldaroundyou]

Great time to be a sharks fan. You don't need to be anxious about a possible stanley cup or even making the playoffs. Just hang back, grab a 16 dollar beer, and just enjoy the sport

[solarion]

Yzerman was named GM of the Detroit Red Wings on April 19, 2019. His first draft pick was Moritz Seider, 6th OA in 2019. It's most definitely not "year six of the Yzerplan".

[DK-dmko]

As a Tampa fan this season could get rough and quick

[romulus]

Been waiting for this video, glad you’re back on Hockey and proud to be a fan of the channel!! Keep it up, Tree!!

[natebellville]

I really hope the Wings can live up to what they can be: making a run at a wildcard spot

[JMOP]

Nothing says Hockey season like Tree's guide. Go Wild!

[DerekHaag]

Thanks for keeping the hockey content going, Tree! You’re the reason I got into the sport and I am grateful for that 🙏

[chm]

Oh good. Trees season preview before I get on a plane to the US and Canada to go to hockey games. Thanks to Tree and The Hockey Guy my interest in the game has spiked.

[greyistheworst]

Team Timestamps:

0:17 Anaheim Ducks
0:59 Arizona Coyotes
1:40 Boston Bruins
2:23 Buffalo Sabres
3:10 Calgary Flames
3:59 Carolina Hurricanes
4:37 Chicago Blackhawks
5:17 Chicago Avalanche
6:04 Columbus Blue Jackets
6:56 Dallas Stars
7:37 Detroit Red Wings
8:29 Edmonton Oilers
9:19 Florida Panthers
10:03 Los Angeles Kings
10:43 Minnesota Wild
11:34 Montreal Canadiens
12:14 Nashville Predators
13:00 New Jersey Devils
13:47 New York Islanders
14:31 New York Rangers
15:11 Ottowa Senators
16:03 Philadelphia Flyers
16:46 Pittsburgh Penguins
17:33 San Jose Sharks
18:03 St. Louis Blues
18:47 Seattle Kraken
19:30 Tampa Bay Lightning
20:21 Toronto Maple Leafs
21:12 Vancouver Canucks
21:58 Vegas Golden Knights
22:44 Washington Capitals
23:19 Winnipeg Jets

24:21 Conclusion

[smlk]

As a blue jackets fan, I think goal number 1 is just have a winning record. We can handle playoff aspirations in a future season

[eichelisgone]

Tree the Sabres segment was the kiss of death

[BCandSL]

Thanks for the NHL content, Tree! I look forward to these vids every season. Wishing you health and happiness.