Neil Cicierega - Wow Wow

[topher]

There is a very specific, unnamed emotion for when you hear " *SOME* people call me the space cowboy, " but it seems universal and very integral to the experience of this song

[everett]

the beginning is the musical equivalent of getting on a roller coaster and it shoots backwards

[bread_]

I showed my dad this song and he said in the most deadpan expressionless tone “I like this”

[jackdog]

For real though “I’m the slicky-wicky-wickest they is” is a far superior line to the original song.

[gandalfthegrey]

The little boing sound effect when he says "I bounce into the" is so damn powerful.

[the_echoYT]

This track goes from joke to absolute banger in 9 seconds flat and never lets up

[tylerallen]

“You don’t wanna see my hand where my hand be at” has come full circle.

[patrickwingard]

"Don't even think about a pen and a pad weighin' a ton, just trying to draw, just for fun, son." is actually a pretty profound lyric for me. I've always dreamed of an art career, and I love Neil's music, so whenever I listen to this song it reminds me to pick up a pen and a pad, and just try to draw. Even just for fun, son.

[IsisNiko]

love how he edited 'be outta that dress' to 'be outta distress'. its such a weirdly charming change

[p-townhero]

Yo the fuckin first 10 seconds have got to be the dirtiest start to a mix I've ever heard. Jesus christ that shit gets me all hyped and giddy every time I listen to it.

[gabelukasko]

This actually unironically fuckin slaps

[safeshot]

"Some-"
*sigh* Fuck.
"-People call me space cowboy"
*_F U C K_*

[Vox_Rhododendron]

“Buffalo buffalo buffalololololololololo”
- Smill With, 2017

[GippyHappy]

Lyrics- painstakingly transcribed by me, an insane person:

SOME- people call me the space cowboy...
[Wicki-wicki-]
[Wicki-wicki-] _Cowboy_
Wicki-wicki-wild, wicki-wild
Wicki-wicki wild wild [wild] [wild] [wild] West, desperado
Rough rider, no you don't want nada
[Nada] this, six-gunnin' this, brother runnin' this
Buffalo, [buffalo],

[Wicki]- any damsel that's in distress
Be outta [distress] when she meet Jim [Dress]
Rough neck so go check the [rough necks]
[So go] watch your step or flex and get a hole in your [dress]
Swallow your [buffalo], don't let your [neck] react
You don't wanna see my hand where my [hand] be at

[James Dress], from the start of this, runnin' the game
[With Artemus], [we're] tamin' the West, so remember the [James]
Now who ya gonna call?
[Wicki-wicki-] [B's]
Now who you gonna call?
[You don't wanna see my] [knees]
[And] if you ever [wanna see my] [bum-rush]
Break out, before you get [B's]
[now] [look] at the

[WOW WOW]
When I roll into the
[WOW WOW]
When I stroll into the
[WOW WOW]
When I bounce **(boing)** into the
[WOW WOW]
[Let's go, Sisqo]
[WOW WOW] We're goin' straight to-
[WOW WOW] -the wild West
[WOW WOW] We're goin' straight to-
-the wild wild [wild wild] (Now, now, now-)

Now once upon a time in the [wicki-wicki] mad man
Lost his damn mind in the [wicki-wicki] Loveless
Kidnap a dime, nothin' [licki-wicki]
Now I must, put his behind to the [bum-rush]
Then through the shadows, in the saddle, ready for [saddles]
Bring all your [bums] in, here come the [saddles]
Behind my [bum], [but] that [y]iffin' ya did
Front and center, [down] [where my hip be at]
Who that is? [Loveless] bad for your health
Lookin' damn good, though, if I could say it myself

Told me Loveless is a [mud] man, but I don't fear that
He got [his] [behind] [lookin' damn good, though] [wicki-wicki]
[Rough rider], [on a] [buffalo] [man]
When y'all clowns gon' see that [I] [can't] [love] [myself]
Understand me, son, I'm the slickest they is
I'm the [slickest] they is
I'm the slick[wicki-wicki]est they is
So if you barkin' up the wrong tree, we comin'
Don't be [barkin' up the wrong tree, we] gonna
Test your [health], Loveless
Can't stand [clowns]? Then get out the wild, wild

[WOW WOW] We're goin' straight to-
When I roll into the
[WOW WOW] -the wild West
When I stroll into the
[WOW WOW] We're goin' straight to-
When I bounce **(boing)** into the (wild wild West)
-the wild wild [wild wild] (wild wild West)

Straight (straight) to (to) (haha, haha)
[WOW WOW] -the wild West (haha, haha) (wild wild West)
We're goin' straight (straight) to (haha, haha) (to)
the wild wild [wild wild] (wild wild West)

[WOW] (d-doo, d-doo, doo)
[WOW] (ha) (d-doo, d-doo, doo)
[WOW] [wicki-wicki-wild wild] (d-doo, d-doo, doo)
[WOW] (d-d-d-d-d-d-d) (c'mon) (c'mon)

[Sick Keyboard Solo℠]

[WOW] (d-doo, d-doo, doo) (haha, haha) [wicki-wicki-wild wild]
[WOW] (d-doo, d-doo, doo) (haha, haha) [wicki-wicki-wild wild]
[WOW] (d-doo, d-doo, doo) (haha, haha) [wicki-wicki-wild wild]
[WOW] (d-d-d-d-d-d-d)

Any outlaw tryin' to draw [with a pen and a pad]
[Draw] [Jim West] [with a pen and a pad]
Don't even think about [a pen and a pad] weighin' a ton
[Just] [tryin' to draw] just for fun, son
Up 'til sundown, rollin' around
See where the [B's] are to be found and [rollin' around]
The- defenders of [your health]
Crushin' [my hip] [and] [rollin' around]
Don't mess with us, 'cause we in the

[WOW WOW] We're goin' straight to-
When I roll into the
[WOW WOW] -the wild West (wild wild West)
When I stroll into the
[WOW WOW] We're goin' str-aight to-
When I bounce **(boing)** into the
[WOW WOW] -the wild (wild wild)
[WOW WOW] We're goin' strai~ght to- (to)
When I roll into the
[WOW WOW] -the wild West (wild wild)
When I stroll into the (wild wild West)
We're goin' straight to- (to) (wild wild West)
When I bounce into the
(wild wild West) -the wi~ld wi~ld (wi~ld wi~ld)

[WOW WOW, WOW WOW]
When I roll into the (c'mon)
[WOW WOW, WOW WOW]
When I stroll into the (we're going strai~ght to) (to) the wild wild (wild wild We-)
[WOW WOW, WOW WOW]
(whoo) (uhn)
[WOW WOW, WOW WOW]
(haha, haha)
[WOW WOW, WOW WOW] [WOW WOW, WOW WOW]
[buffalo] [buffalo]
[WOW WOW] [West]
(haha, haha)
[WOW WOW] [West] (big Will)
(Will Smith scatting)

[WOW WOW] **(boing)**


-I'm starting to get a headache so I hope that's good enough, you get the idea. YouTube autoplayed another video before I posted it and I almost lost this entire comment and I felt a level of devastation more severe than when I almost got in a car accident. It was so palpable it made me physically ill.-

[seeeabaasssiliketransforme]

I'm more impressed by how well he's singing without moving at all

[eukerwoof]

imagine a guy walking to you, opening his coat and saying "wanna see my bees?".

[doctormatthattan]

After what happened to Chris Rock after the Oscars I finally understand what Will meant when he said “you don’t wanna see my hand, where my hand be at.”

[ViashinoWizard]

The worst part about this song is that you can never re-experience hearing the intro for the first time.

[ethangld]

god the first 10 seconds of this song are like being punched in the nose, apologized to, and then being kicked in the stomach


I love it

[YUNGLOAF]

The beginning is like thinking you’re having a heart attack but it turns out to be a stroke instead