Oumph! presents: The Human Meat Plant Based Burger

This Halloween, we bring you the #HumanMeatPlantBasedBurger! Do you dare to taste it?
Find our food truck at Nytorget, Stockholm, this Saturday, 30th October, from 10PM.
*DISCLAIMER: NO HUMANS WERE HARMED IN THE MAKING OF THIS BURGER.
Because it’s #plantbased.

[daughterofzion]

I don't care what anyone had to say, this is disturbing af. Who the heck were the taste testers for the shit and where did they get the human meat to compare it to?

[rachel]

I bet you this is what is happening to those who have been kidnapped no lie

[Yesica]

And how would they know what that tastes like?!
How demonic.

[destiny]

How tf would they know what human meat tastes like? And WHY TF are people in the comments cheering this on like this is normal? This is disgusting

[annabanna]

Just found out about this product in a news article….. What’s the world coming to?

[charlierlaflosstv]

Sick! Halloween or not just the thought of it.

[pittuk]

eat ze bugs! (or humanz)

- Klaus Schwab

[arthandsky]

The chance of you trying real human meat is higher than you think. I usually prefer eat at home cause you don't know what the restaurants are serving you.

[XmassWraith]

So once all the farmland is bought up and under control, some will be more open to eating other human beings while others will find pleasure in it. This is evil.

[AneessaMusic]

This is demonic! I d rather make my own veggie burger thank you very much

[bjrnvindabildtrup]

Isn't this just some kind of marketing stunt? Noone in their right mind would complain: "hey, this doesn't taste like human flesh at all", so they can just make it like it usually is, and just change it ever so slightly, maybe add a little more beet juice to make it look scary, or something.

[naiaratenorio]

Incredible! i really want it! go vegan! bites from Brazil XD (Fabio Chaves's channel brought me here)

[erenjaeger]

How did you know how humans taste like?

[blackpearl]

And heck naw I don’t dare to taste it. Y’all need jesus

[DrippydaBoss]

I’m so done here. This is just…. What is going on!?!?!?! 😳😳😳😳

[christopherflores]

The comments prove that their idea for Halloween worked, it really creeped everyone out, props to them, still not trying it

[catharsismemory]

Questions people should be asking:


How do they know what human meat even taste like?
Why do you want us eating a burger that represents cannibalism?

[godskingdomisathand]

It's called McDonald's and Jack N the Box and Wendy's...etc.

[lindonjonshon]

Manda para o Brazil 🇧🇷🤤🤯👻( vim pelo Fábio chaves)

[pyxlshift]

ok alr its plant based but how did they know the taste of human meat