Welcome to Videogame Town

New in town, stranger?

[MichaelZesty]

I work as a barman and If someone asked me about the local bounties once in a while my life would be much better.

[Modie]

"My Hammer makes this noise. Also, I am constantly hammering with the exact same speed, which can drive you crazy if you stand too long besides me."

[Erathiatw]

Okay but the denouement where you solve the theft from the Bank of England to recover the property deeds needed to buy the old Pritchard house in order to serve as neutral territory for the signing of the trade deal so that the town can have enough surplus electricity in order to power the turtle repelling sonic fences is pretty satisfying. They even stop calling you stranger when it's finished!

[wigglyboots]

I would absolutely play an adventure game where all NPCs are just ABK in different costumes, constantly breaking the 4th wall.

[Rozgxardeno]

"My ancestors are smiling at me, Crown Prosecution Service. Can you say the same?"

[brockmckelvey]

"Would you like to buy a Soda? That'll be £200. You don't have money? I'll buy whatever trash you find on the ground for £20 a pop, no matter how many times you bring me trash! Our economy is in shambles!"

[RoseAbrams]

"Electricity. It powers our city."
i've never before considered how weird that scifi trope is until i saw that rendition

[joelthomas]

0:39 Let's all take a moment to appreciate the lifelike accuracy of the ABK sprite.

[stalhein]

That tortoise has to be your most convincing costume yet.

[ZeroCiero]

And then the turtle says: “Heresy is not native to the world, it is but a contrivance. All things can be conjoined”

[Riccardo_Mori]

"New in town, stranger? You should know, we only have this street."

[liamwalsh]

"New in town, stranger? You must be. I don't recognise you and I stand in this exact spot 24/7/365 and never distract myself by sleeping, eating, or changing my clothing."

[EuclideanAl]

Thought 0:31 was gonna get us a 'Could this be dog?' joke.

[DodderingOldMan]

Bwahahaha! This is exactly my first experience with Morrowind, right down to being immediately murdered by a slow moving tortoise/mudcrab.

[thomriley]

"Here to save the world, are you? I'll give you a discount at my shop if you find my missing cat."

[whistling_klutz]

0:08 That absolutely is Pokémon NPC dialogue right then.

[picklejho]

*"At first I was confused at Nintendos new avant-garde approach to game design, and wondered how this game fit in with previous titles, yet when I saw ABK struck by an angry koopa, and fall into a classic stately Nintendo death fade, I was utterly sold on his performance as the third Mario brother."*
_-Annabelle Hiro, Gamisinformer_

[donovanjoseph]

I love how there’s an electrician and a man who will repair your phone screen, but then there’s a medieval dwarf hammering away 20 steps later 😂

[joshmbrown]

This player didn't know what buttons to push to talk or attack. Just wandered around until he got killed by the first giant tortoise.

[videogamebookreviews]

"My hammer makes this noise. And no matter what object I'm hammering, it doesn't change."