What Your FFXIV Jobs Says About You

Outro music: ceruleancerise - cosmic space latte Thanks to arof for timestamping!
00:00 Start - Spoiler Warning
00:05 Paladin (PLD)
01:06 Warrior (WAR)
01:48 Dark Knight (DRK)
02:26 Gunbreaker (GNB)
03:19 White Mage (WHM)
04:09 Scholar (SCH)
05:00 Astrologian (AST)
05:58 Sage (SGE)
06:35 Dragoon (DRG)
07:40 Monk (MNK)
08:24 Ninja (NIN)
09:08 Samurai (SAM)
10:04 Reaper (RPR)
10:55 Black Mage (BLM)
11:28 Summoner (SMN)
12:08 Red Mage (RDM)
12:58 Bard (BRD)
13:40 Machinist (MCH)
14:21 Dancer (DNC)
Not Pictured: BLU

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@FINAL FANTASY XIV
#kougaon #ffxiv

[musashihumar]

I actually have played WHM while both high AND drunk at the same time. Kept an entire party alive during a Vauthry run. No idea how I managed that.

[NotSoSuperFraz]

Kou: What's bigger than a Dark Knight sword? Depression

Me a DRK main: He's outta line but he's right

[Stickarms]

"Gunbreaker will fill up your hotbar faster than a catgirl getting filled up at the Balmung Quicksand"

Leaving a like for that line alone

[FrostyFin]

You forgot the greatest weapon in Machinist's toolkit.

The Wrench.

[imselene]

..se-… Selene is not a boring name… take it back 🥺

[July-gjst]

Paladin's being virgins is canon, what people forget to mention is that once a paladin gets laid they become Warriors, but if they never get laid they become DRK. In other words, PLD is a crossroads.

[valayna_]

As a fellow Viera player I can't believe you told us to wear a fedora when playing SAM.

[mannydani]

*sees spoiler disclaimer for Heavenward specifically*
I'm pretty sure I know what this is
Edit: yep, it's that one, to nobody's surprise

[DarthAlphaTheGreat]

The video changed from “what your job say about you” to “here is a 100% accurate description for each job when they hire you”

[andreww]

As a Sage and not a doctor, can confirm I have no idea what any of the Sage skills are called

[jessethetall]

As a samurai enjoyer I just want to be the storm that is approaching

[Olahmigo]

Selene is the princess Daisy to Eos' Peach, and I will not accept the sister slander

[hquest]

Ah, another reference to Bigus Dickus, the legendary Roman commander honestly and truthfully depicted by Monty Python.

[TitanDraugen]

....it's okay BLU. You're a real job in our eyes. :u;

[WingedAsarath]

Im a WHM main and i have never encountered someone who has so perfectly arriculated why i love it so much - I like not having to worry about a complex rotation or a bajillion cards or buffs, since it lets my brain focus on the mechanics going off around me.

Also i decide who lives and who dies 😁

[theangriestpigeon]

"faster than a cat girl in Balmung quicksands"
Bro, you said cat boy wrong

[Reinamae]

You forgot the sub-group of RPR players that were DRG mains that were FINALLY able to use their gear with another class.

[iZombieMomo]

As a DRK main I now understand where my lack of damage is from, I am just too damn happy for my own good 😂🤣

[NeocrimsonX]

Bold of you to assume the fairy isn't the master.

[tootsietucan]

Ive had 2 dps actually fight each other to get my dance partner, bringing up logs, damage and etc. Pretty pathetic imo. I then saw the dark knight and thought "damn nice opener babe" and gave it to the tank. They were both silent afterwards.