FFXIV Alexander 'Rise' Misheard Lyrics

[codybord]

The only thing I learned from this was that it actually does say A to the L to the E-X-Ander.

[DarksteelHeart]

As a person with the name Alexander. I approve of this.

[Jikangire]

LMAO! I'm dying here! Haha! And always remember, "This ink comes redder than a beat goat!"

[tyty]

This reminds me of Chemical Brothers: Get yourself high.

[huskymirai]

I could have sworn a part of the song talked about blueballs

[UmatsuObossa]

Do they ever release the ACTUAL lyrics for most of these songs?