A couple of tungsten cube reviews

My hands have become so powerful from bearing tungsten, that it is now almost impossible to type without breaking my keybo

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Hi, Al. This video is a dub of an Amazon meme about a couple of tungsten cube reviews. Please show it to people who will like it. Thank you.

[BùiHiểuĐông]

Tungsten gameplay: This cube is made out of tungsten.
*Tungsten lore:*

[monkeymax]

To be fair this has made me want to buy a tungsten cube

[SassySyntax]

People who live in a world of normal density: Hold the cube.

This person: _Bite it._

[ferret]

I love how the second review is by William O.

William Osman has a video of him smashing stuff with a tungsten cube. How nice of him to review it

[johnbarron]

Once you buy your first tungsten cube, you instantly become a collector of metal cubes, and the correct number of cubes to have is N+1, where N is the size of your current collection.

[DanS]

Sounds like a key item in a game. Needed to access the final boss.

[fieldmammal]

He really threw into that eloquent, almost poetic, transcending description that he “held it in his mouth”.

[math]

This guy to God: "Good job on the tungsten, it is exquisitely done."

[Mr.Mousey]

The fact he specifies "wireless tungsten cube" means there is also sold a wired wired verision ?

[fabiosonhandogrande]

Two opposite sides of the spectrum: the most sophisticated poetic man with a passion for this heavy cube and good ol' friend Khronk

[dapz]

Im sold. I’ve been debating whether or not to get a tungsten cube. Now I know the answer is yes

[CosmicTornado]

“I am in the presence of immortality” is such a badass way to end a review of such sophistication.

[lamenwatch]

3:04
"Good job on the tungsten, it sure is dense" is an amazing line.

[ChinChin-cpip]

This is literally how my teacher would expect me to write a 500 word essay

[Lesa.Writes]

I want to buy and carry around a tungsten cube for the sole purpose of monologuing that entire first review whenever someone asks why I’m carrying it around 😂

[joghurt]

"Who wants to hold the Tungsten cube?"
"I do I do!"
"Well here you go!"

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Tungsten may be dense, but the only way to understand the weight of every decision you make and the profound impact they have on the world is by holding aerogel.

[travisheady]

Never thought I'd be so emotionally moved by a description of a simple metal cube. The pen is truly mightier than the sword, and the tungsten is mightier than all.

[JeaneyCollects]

My hands have become so powerful from bearing tungsten, that it is now almost impossible to type without breaking my keybo

[maxwang]

The fact that this review describes the object as a "wireless tungsten cube" implies the existence of a less portable "wired tungsten cube", imagine how dense that one must be.