Funny Text Messages #5

#shorts

[XXSHREKDXX]

The Koolaid man is canonically extremely powerful. His fear is justified

[poolyepass]

He spent his whole afterlife getting honey

[mikaelaarriola]

bro the first one he rlly was like ‘damn that’s crazy’ and went on with his day 💀

[harrypotternerd]

“You’re different”
“You probably say that to every girl”
*I know, that’s why I’m saying you’re different. Because you’re a different girl.*

[jaltersimp]

"we are short staffed."
Oh no... Anyways. See you tomorrow when I'm actually scheduled

[ineedbattlepoints]

*Ok I'll take two bottles*
The man said after he classified the fact that it was honey.

[RuUu-xe]

I love how Cardogjones has the best text memes. These texts also show how stupidly funny people can be.

[midori_salas]

"We're short staffed right now."
Well I'm trying to sleep and that sounds like a personal problem.

[purplewolfranger]

"It's your turn to hear it now" bruh 😂😂

[aarondobbs]

bro the violate hippo bit had me wheezing

[driftertravelerman]

Ooo the passive aggresiveness in that first one lmak

[Azazeil]

Saying “What the fuck” In any situation is hilarious for absolutely no reason

[I_have_no_channel_name_ideas]

My eyes👀 : sees the name Erica
My brain🧠 : Auf der Heide blüht ein Kleines Blümelein, und das HeiBt, ERICA

[krisdeluxe]

Probably one of the only kinds of these videos i’ve ran into that made me chuckle, nice one

[Lettuce-win]

Ayo why did the text transform into cctv footage of a camera in a bank.💀

[plasticbotal]

I barely got the honey joke, i first saw it like three years ago 🤦🏽‍♂️

[patten]

The last one got me bro turned into a a robot

[CoolkidzLOL]

Do you want honey
No
😡
I’ll take two

[a.m.]

Short staffed is a euphemism for we don't have enough people

[ThatWannabeMusician]

Kool-Aid man: *bursts through wall* "Noone loves you!"