Its all fun and games until it goes off in your pocket 💀
alexjpeg
My man went from stealing pyramids to chopping bricks in half, what an upgrade
TheRealVodun
He literally said: "if you want self-defense, don't buy this womp womp, buy this instead."
Sypaka
“Womp womp”
Very personal💀
Edit: wow this is the most likes I’ve gotten tysm
luis
For those who don't know, the first is just a thing that is used for magic and clearly is not used for self-defense, the second is a flexible stick with a lot of style.
navielchicopanda
2nd one is actually good
Its a self def sword baton
queentitaniaofthefae
The Nami cosplays gonna go crazy with this
whosrem
I would 100% end up accidentally activating it and hurting myself. 😂
veronicadm
“Prank em, John!”
“You already know!”
SirBhoger
Robber - "GIVE ME YOUR MONEY"
Me - "ah sh1t lemme unpack my self defense stick"
Robber - "alr take ur time bro"
SupremeDad
That's called magic appearing cane
FJYt
"goes off in back pocket"
*auughhh* 🥵🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛
billcipher
I'm honestly shocked that the things extended that much at all
ryanrj
I think the first one is suposed to serve more as a "spear" then a bat. Like, you activate it, while aiming at the target
hermanomacedo
"Im a matured adult"
"Im a matured adult"
fbisbrother
So fun fact…
In the state of California, it is illegal to have a self-defense stick or baton or leaded cane. Don’t worry though, as long as its not concealed, you can legally walk around with a real sword/katana. 🗡️
So…
Blunt stick? ❌
Pointy stick? ✅
OddDuck
"Son, your friend's mom said to me that the thing you have gave your friend hemorrhoids"
Maca_tech
Its weird they advertise the compact baton as a self defense weapon when they were advertised as performance props before.
allen
This is the kind of stuff that MMO shopkeeper sells
Foxxyz_official
I want that stick so I can switch the light off while I'm in bed.