The Accountant Song

This song is my attempt to make accounting sound exciting ... I don't think it worked. And yes, I really am an accountant.

LYRICS:

I am an accountant, I like my job a lot
Some people think it's boring, but actually it's not
When I'm at work there are some things that make me think of you
I know it may sound crazy, but actually it's true

Going over your receivables, oh how could I forget
I experience inflation when I service your debt
You've got a lot of interest, at least that's what I'm told
Because my stimulus package has a substantial front-end load

I am an accountant, I like my job a lot
Some people think it's boring, but actually it's not
When I'm at work there are some things that make me think of you
I know it may sound crazy, but actually it's true

My growth rate is historical when adjusted for inflation
But thinking about you naked is my standard deviation
My initial public offering soon will come to pass
I realize a gain when I appreciate your ass-ets

I am an accountant, I like my job a lot
It may sound kind of dirty, but it gets me kind of hot
When I'm at work there are some things that make me think of you
I know it may sound crazy, but actually it's true
It may sound kind of crazy, but actually it's true
..

[isaiahgrochow]

This is quite possibly the best song ever

[jordimorros]

Congratulations. I am a professor of Financial Accounting and your song is a very exciting game of words.

[Putns]

Why on Earth does this only have 181 views? This is absolutely brilliant.

[tomstanely]

Omg man thanks so much for this song :D This is a huge motivation. Everyone keeps telling me accounting is boring. I didn;t choose accounting cuz I had passion for it. But I hope I develop some passion for accounting :3

[bruceburns]

So many puns, in so many ways...
So much pain...
Well done.

[MrEyj]

What an extraordinary accountant - my salute to you!

[Scooter]

I really like your song :)
It's funny, but true. I also like accounting ;)

[MrRodeljay]

wow!!! nice song sir.. i am a student of accountancy sir. i'm so proud being student of accountant :) nice song sir

[Camphorous]

I will never think of those terms the same way again. 0_o

[rainstars]

Wow xD i like it this song is great, thank you :D

[AOparol]

Lmao. Goodjob! I'll share it on facebook for my fellow accounting students :D

[toddchap]

@Putns90 -- thanks. Spread the word. I'd love to get more views.

[mahalkitaczy]

Can you make a song about Consolidation? :D

[AdikAkoKayGabyDM]

Can you make a song about the full coverage of Corporation? :)

[jordimorros]

Oh sorry, I was expecting to hear :"It may sound kind of dirty, but it gets me kind of hot". But actually it's not.

[melisande]

i experience a gain when i appreciate your ets..
Rofl love it.. the song made me LOL..


After I finish my accounting course and start looking for a job, can I sing this song to the employers? LOL

[dpurciful]

I havent listento it but I am ready to drop it. I am already confused and falling behind