Josuke Un-Cripples Johnny, Then Re-Cripples Him | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: All Star Battle R

Josuke is a great guy.

Someone from my stream wanted me to do this so I did...happy?

It's sad to see Johnny losing the ability to walk...but you know what else is sad? You not watching JoJo's Bizarre Adventure. What are you waiting for? Do it!

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[pinkshark]

*Johnny gets un-crippled then re-crippled*
"I know where to shoot" *shoots himself*
Dude couldn't keep on living after that LMAO

[mirrorhymn]

Johnny couldn't bear the humiliation

[electricburst]

They fixed it 😭 he can’t stand anymore. In the old version we actually saw him fully standing

[Hugelag]

Josuke: I'll heal you up...
Johnny: Oh my God, I can walk! Thank you so-
Josuke: SO I CAN BREAK YOU DOWN!
Johnny: Wait, no!
Josuke: *breaks every bone in Johnny's body*
Johnny: Screw this. *shoots self*
Josuke: Uh... Did I go too far?
Other JoJos: *disapproving head shake*

[edwardgamerx]

Johnny be like: Why me? Goodbye cruel world.

[romanmajima]

I love how johnny has the same voice actor, and he fights whit his horse

[chicomac]

They finally have the Anime Voice actor for Josuke 😬

[cheeseboi]

The fucking noise when Johnny shoots himself

[kyuboxincubox]

Josuke is the Canadian healthcare system

[ambrose]

I find it incredibly hilarious that Johnny is fighting on the ground like the cripple that he is

[elmaskaras]

Josuke: If I heal you first...
Johnny: HOLY CRAP, I CAN WALK, I CAN WALK, THANK YO-
Josuke: then it's not cheating 🖕
Johnny: Say what now?
Crazy Diamond: DORARARARARARARARA!
Johnny: I knew life wasn't worth living 💀

[chazjohannsen]

I like to imagine that Jesus did the same thing to Satan when they were battling in Hell.

[AnIgniSign]

I cant tell you how hard i laughed at the ending

[draph]

Josuke: what did you say about my hair?!

*he goes to punch Johnny but is stopped by him*

Johnny: you wouldn't hit a crippled man would you?, that's not fair isn't it not to mention really cowardly

Josuke: *thinks it over* Hmm good point, it's true that I would feel bad about hitting a crippled man so allow me to fix you *he heals Johnny restoring his ability to walk*

Johnny: hey I can walk again, thanks

Josuke: you're welcome but that means you're not crippled anymore, correct?

Johnny: oh crap....

Crazy Diamond: *beats him up* DORARARARARARA.... DORA!

[peterbutterjelly]

josuke giveth, and josuke taketh away

[Cyber-Blitz]

I like how this indirectly means that Crazy Diamond is physically the strongest stand in JJBA as the final punch he throws deals about 2 GHA worth of damage.

[HappyLovesNymph]

*"I know where to shoot now."*

[helixtrapmobile]

Best part is johnny said " now i know where to shoot"😅

[Malekski]

Johnny: "i couldnt take the humiliation i must kill myself"

[potedhead]

the final second of this video is lore accurate, just for everybody that has not read part 8 yet