Can't have shit in Mandela County [Mandela Catalogue meme]

[definitelynotjayferno]

“We’ve come to contact you about your religion’s extended warranty.”

[mrrandompersonworldwide]

The last thing you see before your face gets stolen

[demoniwashere]

*floats towards unsuspecting child menacingly*

[Nico_was_here]

Imagine your just sleeping and then boom, a random alternate is just like 'OGALLY BOOGALLY' at the foot of your bed

[TheManOfManyNames.]

WELCOME TO MANDELA COUNTY
“Time to kill one of those ‘dere alternates for a new coat.”
-Florida man

[SOPHI]

POV: the last thing that Adam and at least 99 other kids saw before being kidnapped and replaced with alternates (they have no idea they’re alternates and this will result in extreme trauma)

[garychung]

When you open a bag of chips/candy in class:

[ryanrg]

"Yo kid, so start imagining your friend, alright got it? Cool so now your friend is inside your house go find him"

[orthoshroud]

I feel like The child in Mandela County rn

[Randall_Purpura]

"Welcome in Mandela county!"
"Finally i am here!"
"Welcome in *removes text* Ohio!"
"WHAT THE HELL?!?!"

[shittetharse]

Easy fix to this problem: tell them "no" because they cannot legally take you without your consent

[TacTacOSC]

This is why we can’t have nice things.

[ninexcg]

Hoodie guy be like:"yo kid want some candy?"

[John-F.Kenedy]

Lusifer: Hey kid want to see your grand grand grandparents?
Intruder: Hey want free ଫତୱହଠଣଵ? 😊

[jackhazardous]

POV: your dad is a wrestler and just suplex the alternate through the sliding glass door

[taylorhoward]

We have come for your child's extended warenty -the two alternates taking small child

[Frenchfry_guy]

THERE'S A DAM INTRUDER IN MY HOUSE!

[Fibberous_II]

"We come to get your money for your extended living warranty"

[seekgaming]

Now I gotta deal with Log and Flashing Beacon
Can't have shit in Mandela County

[heronik]

"Hey kid, we can help you find one piece. Come with us through a TV. Tell us do you believe in our God and savoir Gabriel? Can you tell us what do you fear the most? Can we make you a twin brother to live with your parents for a second?"