The Girl In Your DMs Who’s In A Pyramid Scheme

[aghoulofsorts]

"live often and laugh well" she doesn't miss, folks.

[Handleodaliftime]

Pyramid Scheme? No, this is a Trianglularly Oriented Business.

[nutella]

I never thought in a million years that I would buy myself a SUBURU ... but here we are

[yolandaponkers]

The “I remember you in high school you were like really cute and fun” delivered so flatly and soullessly with empty eyes was spot on.

[GKFF]

“I never thought in a million years I’d buy myself a Subaru, but here we are.” Im obsessed with that statement.

[roserosas]

she forgot the 'You will be your own boss, no need to work everyday.'

[TatoAV]

The small eye gesture at the end, full of hesitation and insecurity is what sold me

[elevenofclubs]

The strained and anxious "get back to me" at the end was the finishing blow

[MellSayzHi]

"I remember you in highschool, you were really really cute and fun"
You bullied me so bad my therapist knows your name

[Smellslikegelfling]

I love how these types of people will try their hardest to completely avoid telling you the name of the business they "own" until you press them on it, then it's always Amway, Herbalife, etc.

[hithere]

The way she talks so fast, where it's obvious she's trying to 'sell' you on something, and just never pauses

[djcringe]

It's not a pyramid scheme, it's a triangle of opportunity 😂

[kateri]

"It's not a pyramid scheme and let me explain why"

*proceeds to describe a pyramid scheme*

[naterk]

"We're not a gym - we're Planet Fitness."
"We're not a fast food restaurant - we're McDonald's."
"We're not a soda - we're Pepsi."
"We're not a pyramid scheme..."

[melindamercier]

You forgot the part where they haven’t seen or spoken to you in 8 years but suddenly have an interest in your family life and want to “catch up” right before they get into their pitch. 😆

[typz]

“I remember you in high school, you were really cute and fun” translates to “You were that weird kid in my study hall that I casually bullied.”

[laurenconrad]

The key phrase: "It's not a pyramid scheme." That tells you all you need to know. 😂

[shyspeaks]

"You could literally live and laugh often --- but in the sense of business." 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[dallasisgood]

I was putting away groceries and couldn't reach my phone so this played 12 times in a row I didn't mind at all. Live often. Laugh well.

[leroyjenkins]

“It’s not a pyramid scheme, and let me tell you why”
*literally proceeds to describe a pyramid scheme*
I’m not sure why, but my wallet is empty now