Land Down Under (Magic: The Gathering Parody)

Remy’s opponent is casting spells from the land down under.

LYRICS:

Attacking in with a 2/2 zombie
Blocking with an ape, looks like Harambe
I cleared his whole board up
I’ll beat this dumb-dumb
Wait—where’d all those creatures come from?

And he said

They come from a land down under
I don’t draw cards I just plunder
Can’t you hear? Can’t you hear the thunder??
You better run, you better take cover

Played a dude for some brand new tussles
He was six and four—full of muscles
I said “you used all your Paths”
He just smiled and gave me a Vegemite sandwich

And he said

FLASHBACK FROM A LAND DOWN UNDER!
He don’t draw cards, he just plunders
Can’t you hear? Can’t you hear the thunder??
You better run, you better take cover

Passing with a cat from Bombay
And a Snapjaw with not much to say
I said to the man “are you trying to tempt me?”
Yes, I just want to bring back these 3/3’s

And he said

Exile all your land down under
It don’t have costs, it just plunders
No not my, no not my Hell’s Thunder!
You better run…you better take cover…

Living in a land down under (URO!)
You don’t draw cards you just plunder
Can’t you hear, can’t you hear the thunder? (No not my, no not my Hell’s Thunder!)
You better run, you better take cover

Music tracks, background vocals, and mastering by Ben Karlstrom

Filmed on iPhone during quarantine.

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[goobahead]

1. Im australian, 2. I love magic. 3. This parody is amazin, 4. I now adore mtg remmy!

[filpaul]

He was 6 / 4 and full of muscle — GENIUS

[PaulGaither]

That last second got me.

Remy, creating that ultra niche content we all desire.
Remy, the guy who makes stupid jokes at the LGS, except his are actually funny.

[CheccoYT]

Petition to errata Stalking Tiger into "Cat From Bombay"

[PaulstheWall]

Idea for your next parody, "Stuck On You" by Lionel Richie, but the parody is "Stuck On Two" where you're getting mana screwed.

[ArtificialImaginationMedia]

Haha I like how when the 2/2 zombie dies, Remy doesn't know where to put the dead token XD

[SpinAroundU]

The song is glorious, but that snapcaster cosplay is what really sold it.

[stevenh]

My honest to God favorite part of this is how much he seems to be enjoying himself.

[YourPalJamieEllis]

One of the little things I love about these songs is how perfectly the characters' decks ride the line between casual and competitive. You have people flashing back Path with Snapcaster and reanimating a fistful of creatures from Dredge but also dropping incredible old-school pearls like frickin' CRAW GIANT. It's just like being at an actual LGS.

[UlfMTG]

remy you actually have serious singing skills holy crap

[reckoner]

As someone who hasn't played MTG seriously in *20 years*, I was pleased that I was able to follow 2/3 of this.

[RaynmanPlays]

>Attacking with a 2/2 into a 2/3

I see Remy has been checking out my games.

[Devynwithawhy]

What it's like listening to Remy:
first time: ha! funny lyrics, and the singing isn't half bad
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second time: actually, this is kinda catchy
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seventeenth time: I think this is better than the actual song, and it's not just the lyrics
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four-hundredth time: I think I maaay have a tiny problem

[laurahoughton]

This channel is so unbelievably underrated. This is amazing.

[Zgubixus]

Im glad that i live in the same time frame that those masterpieces of music and comedy.

[proxidize]

1:05 now thats a power move if I've ever seen one

[somewhiskybloke]

As an Aussie, a massive fan of this song and of MTG I didnt think anyone could top the original song, but this is brilliant. Thank you MTGRemy.

[TravisPilgrim]

I was expecting something with lands, but I was not disappointed.

[alexcohen]

"He was 6 and 4 and full of muscle" got me

[jumpmanhammerman]

As a Meren dredge/aristocrats EDH player, Tormod's Crypt brings up bitter, bitter memories. Brilliant song though as usual.