The FUNNIEST Comments left in code 💻💀 #developer #softwaredeveloper #technology #tech #code

[matias_kamissani]

The funniest one is "when I wrote this only God and I knew what it was about. Now only God knows."

[SomeScruffian]

First thing I learned in coding was Nothing is more permanent than a temporary solution.

[realcontentgamer]

developers become enthusiasts with comments.

[sodapone]

My favourite code comment of all time is still this one found in Team Fortress 2's code, and it's "My hope is that this code is so awful I'm never allowed to write UI code again."

[jawstrkr]

Dont forget the world famous “code breaks if you delete this picture of a coconut, don’t know why”

[Voidead_]

Me reading my code from 15 minutes ago

[juansolo]

My favorite comment is "YEET" above a really complex block, but no comments within the block itself.

[BrianC]

There's no such thing as a temporary solution, it's the permanent solution until it breaks again.

[ctotheh]

“Temporary my ass” was made on the day of my birth lol

[aaronhall]

Funniest comment I ever found said, "do not remove this comment, it will break the code.
Tested it, and sure enough the program wouldn't compile without the comment.

[therealjammit]

My favorite:
// I was drunk when I wrote this routine and I have no idea how it works.

[PixelPalettes]

Fun fact: In the code of Undertale, specifically the scene where Mettaton sings to the player, there's a code comment that just says "what the fuck is wrong"

[MiiNiPaa]

My favorite comment is a long rant ending with "PSD is not my favourite file format."

[OnePieceWonPeace]

Funniest thing ever... I worked with a guy who would always name variables "poop" right off the bat before designating a better name later. Occasionally, he would forget to go back and rename something. After a long time, someone did a global search to see where "poop" was used and found that the entire codebase was absolutely littered with poop! 💩

[markrowlands]

When I started a new job I found a horrible nested if/else of about 7 cases - the comment on this beauty "This is shameful display! You have brought dishonour on your family! But annoyingly it works perfectly in this stupid case we have - I'll allow it."

[TAPa]

The comments left by Valve developers in the Source engine are the real ones. You can feel every iota of sanity being stripped away

[kyasarou]

Minecraft in the crash report sometimes leaves "// You're mean."

[DeusEx]

We found a 4 year old comment that just said "// TODO" above a rather important part of the system

[SaiTaX_the_Chile_boi]

I straight up have a:
# this shouldn’t work, but it does, do not touch it.

In my code.

[MediocrMrFox]

You know the code is fire when the comments are highly aggressive and full of borderline slurs directed at the software