Detective/bananas #docktok #dadjokes

[simonhaas]

1st one should just take her to Starbucks

[loyecrowe-rglp]

Did you know that humans eat more bananas than monkeys?

When's the last time you ate a monkey?

[nanonano.beepbeep]

It's always the moment of silence for me 😂

[cat_blx]

Can I tell you a joke about paper?
Never mind, it’s tear-ible

[joeydirty]

Yo! I’m high AF! And “That’s Bananas!” Got me dying!

[Llama_Dhali_G]

If you really still with that person after they forget your name, that's a sign they love you for WHOO you are. .

[buckylamb]

i just love these guys there the only ones that can pull this off

[carolemoore]

How come 2 guys without a smile who tell jokes that are not funny are able to make the whole thing funny 😂 it has to be some kind of gift 😂

[STEPHENCONRAD-ly]

HUSBAND: "Linda, I'm so confused"
WIFE: "Who is Linda???"

[TheRealNormanBates]

A papa mole, a mama mole and a baby mole were tunneling up in Canada.

The papa mole stops and asks mama mole: “Do you smell maple syrup?”

Mama mole takes a sniff, and turns to the baby mole: “Do you smell maple syrup?”

Baby mole takes a sniff and says: “I don’t know if it’s maple syrup… all I smell is molasses!”

[frankinroc]

The silent looks into their cups is my favorite part

[carltonsprague]

So refreshing real funny Jokes for the whole family to enjoy 😂

[michaelmccown]

I Call my wife honey and sweetheart because I don’t like saying her name!😂❤

[allendracabal]

They were married for 95 years? That puts them at around 110 or so. I would expect them to forget everything. By the way, Wikipedia's list of anniversary gifts only goes up to the 90th anniversary. I doubt that anyone has ever made it to 95 - yet.

[maxinemcelroy]

My day is not complete or funny without y'alls 👑🙏💞✝️🐾🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯

[jaygee]

How many Lowe's would Rob Lowe Robb, if Rob Lowe could Robb a Lowe's?

[BDD]

WOW I BEEN A NURSING ASST... FOR 29 YRS MOSTLY DEMENTIA... AND ALMOST ALL THE RESIDENTS NAMES EITHER RHYME...OR MUTIPLE RESIDENTS WITH THE SAME NAME FOR EXAMPLE THERE ARE 5 MARIA'S AND ALL WITH UNUQUE PERSONALITIES... 💋

[dnicest]

golden delicious is a yellow apple according to google search.

[alexblack]

Thank you for the stress relief lol. Somebody knows what I’m saying.

[kiplaroy]

I knew this person who joined a marathon.
He was kind of a turd so i sked him why?

He said he was feeling a little runny.