This Song Is So Bad

I don't luv it.

Animated intro by Mike Manor:

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Follow your melon:

All editing by Austen unless there's another credit above.

[munkeee]

pitchfork saying the track sounds like one of them is playing a prank on the other but we can’t tell who it is, just bout sums it up for me

[pan]

this is what hyperpop sounds like to people who hate the genre

[JJKALANI]

this duo sounds like it was randomized in a generator to make a song together

[posy]

it's like ai tried to generate a hit tiktok song

[reddi]

sorry, but saying Carti sounds like a Minecraft villager is the wildest thing you’ve said about him 😭

[IcyGhost]

Is there a lore reason why melon is dressed like a squid game character?

[jameswrhymer]

“hummina hummina”

- Playboytious Cartier

[blockayethend]

3:23 in carti’s defence, the way he said holoologohlo was hard

[jivelane]

you can’t hate on the song just because camilla has cabello and you don’t.

[NeonRadarMusic]

This is what old people think music sounds like nowadays.

[LukeExists]

The song is just a very cynical take on the hyperpop genre. Just like "oh this is what the kids will listen to and make tiktoks with let's give em the slop."

[eafortson]

This the most “we really want this to trend on tiktok” type shit I’ve ever seen.

[MarillSweatshirt]

"We have Sophie at home" ahh type

[HospitableSpirit]

I saw a tweet that said "this sounds like the song a kid in a show makes that none of the other characters wanna say sucks" and I still think thats so true

[soaribb]

It's giving Charli XCX from the Dollar Tree.

[MelvinDukowski]

The problem with this song is just that it never really resolves. It builds up tension but that's it. The chorus happens but there's no catharsis. It's the song inhaling and never exhaling

[eclipsegaleocerdo]

I have zero clue when carti fans are being serious or not. They are like a parody of themselves.

[yuzumint]

saying carti sounds like a minecraft villager is foul 💀

[mateoflores]

it’s pretty disrespectful to see her thinking she’s creating something “unique” or “different” when hyperpop has existed for years, these trash pop artists need to settle down

[TKO_CEY]

Carti sounded like what future sounds like to ppl who hate future