How It's Actually Made - Paper

Video quality is the highest you'll ever see in 2001

[agent-]

"Paper are all notorious liars."

Looking at my electricity bill, I agree.

[mroscargoldman]

The Big Dumb Nerd made me burst out laughing

[sellenae]

3:09
that kinda looks like--

"This pulp here also helps in the production of babies"

OH

[Kiruklee]

The Big Dumb Nerd is absolutely critical to the papermaking process.

[jemzomaclain]

I swear there were so many times I was just sitting there waiting for something like "this process is called beating the workers." or "this machine is called the machine machine."

[buttonsmasher]

**Inserts quote from video that no one else heard for some reason**

[FBI]

Dad walks in,
Dad- what are you watching boy?
Me- just a documentary about how paper is made
Dad- good to hear son, glad you're not wasting tim...
Video- the pulp is then sexually assaulted
Dad- >:(

[Yeeton]

2:58 “by this point the paper is wet, cold, tired, and cranky”

Sounds just like me at 3am

[X]

"Whatever is left of this paste will be sent to nasa as Astronaut food"

[DeiHarper]

"this pulp here also helps in the production of babies" 😂

[DampFrijoles]

But the main ingredient remains the same: a mammoth.

[PerroV]

"The resulting pulp is sexually assaulted and then sampled for consistency." - I LOLed there, man. You have my sub.

[zanimofare]

Me: "oh its just a normal documentary"

Him *The pulp is sexually assulted*

[xaisatsana]

"the paper is then hidden from the health inspector" LOL

[SkrubKing]

The "squeezing it gently" part made me lose my shit

[Darkphoenix]

I love how he acts as if every priduct is sentiant

[untiltimefalls]

1:44 "Sometimes, this practice is leaked to local news outlets, so the interns are also in charge of destroying any paper trails leading to the incident."

[jesusyamatotv]

Time to show these videos to my grandparents and freak them the hell out

[bbenny]

for some reason i really like this series

[jacobnussbaum]

Man I remember those warm sunny summer evenings when my mom would come home from work and call us inside after playing out in the streets all day with the other kids and we'd come into the kitchen to find a freshly mixed glass of cookies and cream flavoured paper pulp. Ahh memories!