The Definitive Elden Ring Ending Ranking

Me dunking on the various Elden ring endings because I didn’t have time to film a Magic the Gathering video today, enjoy! These rankings are based on the actual outcomes of the world and it’s denizens and not the aesthetics/boss fights of the endings.

#mtg #eldenring

[Dylan-yyrw]

But i wanted that world to die. Lobsters should not be able to do that and you know it. Therefore, frenzied flame is best.

[andresarancio]

I would put the Age of Order above the Age of Despair, not because the erasure of momentum and progress is a good thing but because T Posing > the... things Dung Eater makes you do

[redhotchikapepr]

Instructions Unclear, accidentally kindled the first flame

[Lunay]

I refuse to believe leaving everyone alive and about to be born with an incurable curse until the end of time is better than ending everything

[GrugGangGrugGang]

Ok, but what if I chose Frenzied Flame because I just want everyone to die? Like, waited until Melina is dead to commit to Frenzied Flame, everyone.

[TrueRestriction]

Age of Order is actually the exact opposite of no free will

[meatshackles]

Nah i'll be T-posing on you in the age of order. My man Gold mask T-posed so hard he figured out how to fix everything wrong with the previous age.

[eviltoad]

Who the fuck would ever put Dung Eater's ending above Goldmask's ending? Someone misunderstood what the rune did

[RushStudios]

The Age of Order ending is nothing like what you described it as. By using Goldmask's mending rune on the Elden Ring, it alters the fabric of reality so that the Golden Order (the main authority under which society is structured) actually functions under the doctrine which it says it would: all beings equal and beloved under the grace and love of the Erdtree. The gods and demigods altered and abused the Golden Order to carry out their personal and selfish whims, but the age of order nixes that and uplifts the world to peace and prosperity. There is nothing in the ending that implies free will is taken away or that the world will become one of hyper-religious dogmatism.

[combatrobot]

I’m pretty sure Duskborn is “I think skeletons should have rights”. It’s adding those who live in death to the “natural order”. Basically it makes undeath an acceptable thing.

[aganaom]

age of stars is the only good ending cuz it means i get to finish what radahn started by beating every celestial entity imaginable into submission


i do it for him

[hybridreaver]

The dog’s not dead, he’s just sleeping

[danieljohnson]

As to the downside for the Ranni ending, I just got to that part.

HE WAS A GOOD

[catfishsoup]

I wasn't expecting the dog to be brought back into this. That brought back some hurt I forgot about.

[Nerember]

Age of the Duskborn doesn’t restore death to the natural order, it establishes Godwyn as first of the dead and effectively turns the Lands Between into Darksouls.

[CAPSLOCKISON]

No way bro put my homie Goldmask at No.5

[Qualiv]

Age of order worse than age of despair? Are u nuts?

[Banana-senpai]

You didn't understand the rune of perfect order ending

[tiramisssu]

Reset button? Bro, I like Frenzied Flame ending just because it KILLS EVERYTHING.

MAY CHAOS TAKE THE WORLD!

[Raze]

Age of order is not what you say. You don't just pacify everyone but rather rid the gods of their power making them on the same level as any other human, giving everyone free will and allowing the greater will to still influence the lands between.