Chinese celebrity nicknames! Cause western names tend to be too cumbersome to say casually

[XiranJayZhao]

Can some of you not try and smugly "correct" me with your bare minimum Google Translate Chinese knowledge, little sister in Chinese is MÈIMÈI, this is MÉIMÉI. Tones make a difference in Chinese.

[grayscale]

I love how Rihanna is the "Heavenly Queen of Shandong Province" and then Kristen Stewart is just "Facial Paralysis"

[leecole]

if people started calling me “heavenly queen of the shandong province” i’d get that put on a plaque in my living room

[kiran]

Imagine a whole country calling you "facial paralysis lady"

[sukunasgaylover]

"Heavenly Queen of the Shandong Province" sounds like a Dark Souls boss 😭😭

[jenoola]

I love how there's no explanation for Kristen Stewart's nickname 🤣

[Jahu]

Sooo Chinese nicknames are just them roasting you internationally 😂

[Flikanik]

Rihanna's name is a whole ass anime attack 💀

[verrrrrr.]

I love how everyone gets normal/funny nicknames and rihanna is just a queen, accurate

[cor]

justin bieber is “little justin” (小賈斯汀) even in official promos because just “justin” refers to timberlake

[intreoo]

I love how there are a bunch of actors and singers and then the prime minister of Canada is randomly in there

[artikulv]

Little Potato and Senior Potato.
I have no idea whether I find that weird or the cutest thing I have seen all week.

[hpnutever]

I lost it at "he has to be little potato because his daddy is the big potato".

[DustyHoney]

Big brother bonsai is not getting enough recognition. I love that nickname

[happyface-]

Imagine visiting a country and burning your mouth on a dumpling, so that entire country just starts referring to you as “Soup Dumpling” 💀

[RichterBelmont]

I like how Kristen Stewart's nickname is universally understood and accepted without explanation.

[MessyChessie]

"because she keeps doing stuff with fruit, " 😭 SHE DOES LMFAO 😂😂

[thekidwhodraws]

Dude the Chinese are so good at naming things. Everything they’ve named has a kick ass explanation

[PrimRooks]

ok but “Unlucky Unlucky” sounds like something Taylor Swift would use as a song title

[Starii_]

Honestly some of these celebrity nicknames sound adorable