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I don't own anything except my voice.

[itsjudemydude]

"Mine wouldn't do that though" is fucking _elite_ kid-level trolling, that was visceral. I had flashbacks lmao

[LuckySketches]

Most creatures, including dogs, CAN rip people's faces off, though. It's a matter of getting one that doesn't WANT to.
...Which isn't a chimpanzee, by the way.

[kaijupink]

"Chimpanzees can rip faces off."
What's the most awful thing to say.. Oh I know!
"Yeah, that's the practical part!"

[thepuzzlax]

First answer that popped into my head to the statement “they can rip faces off” was: *”So can I.”*

[VibinWitch]

Trolling strangers whose opinion you didnt ask for is one of life's greatest pleasures

[lykou]

Balancing infuriating statements and not making it obvious you are trolling is a fine delicate line

[stormerkromy]

I'd just say
"What else would I want it to do?"

[OhItsFraz]

Its always infuriating when you make a comment about wanting to do something that you never actually intend on doing, and then you get that ONE GUY who has to list all the cons.

Yes Kevin, i know driving a tank around town would be impractical. Its still cool asf though

[NielsBlok]

One of my favorite genres of joke is stating something so plainly, obviously wrong that people think I'm slow. I feed off their confused expressions.

[dawn]

My brother is colorblind. He was once at the pool with some friends, and he told this to the group. One girl asked what colorblind means.

"it means I can't see certain colors, like green."

Her swim shorts were green. She pointed too them and asked "what do you see here?"

"Your leg"

She was horrified, and actually seemed to believe that he could see through her clothes.

[plant]

I was so ready for OP to say "Exactly." when she said it could rip faces off. Like that's the practical point.

[DWMASkull]

Honestly being annoying for the sake of being annoying is so fucking fun(as long as it doesn't do actually mental or physical harm to the other party(ies))

[airplanes_aren.t_real]

Me when I was frickin with my friends by saying Finland doesn't exist:

[glitch-]

"My moral ailignment is whatever makes you the most mad right now"

[aspillust]

i would've said "no they can't" because that would make MY blood boil lmao

[Jel_likes_rabbits]

The best thing to say to that is “exactly, that’s the practical use”

[mackenziereasor]

Yeah if your talking about a hypothetical for the fun of it and someone else is taking it to seriously it’s fun to mess with them

[TheMightySceptile]

Its on her for butting in on a convo she wasnt a part of lol.

[gerinko]

“So can I” would’ve been infinitely better.

[SpidersofGod]

another good one is just completely ignoring their point and saying out loud "no" and nothing else