Roxanne but it's just rocks

rocks

[RicAdbur]

It was exactly as stupid as I knew it was going to be, and yet I was already laughing from the time the song started.

[kirbysuperstaruhh]

My parents: Why is your pocket so heavy?

Me as a child:

[adude]

Physics: the study of every phenomenon going on in the universe
Chemistry: the study of matter and its components
Geology:

[toycat]

me working out what I'll play in rock paper scissors

[idk-vess]

i love that the singer sounds distressed about the rocks, like he turned around and slowly raises a pointed finger

[JAMEArts]

*Me:* Doesn't drink water
*My kidneys:*

[guustf.]

Fun Fact: As the recording started Sting walked towards the microphone, tripped, land with one hand on the piano (at about 0:04) laughed (at about 0:07) and starts to sing their 'Rocks' song. This recording will end up at their debut album in 1978 and will become the first number one hit ever about rocks.

[Thej]

It sounds like he's warning someone of a rockslide.

[Vade]

Squidward: Patrick, why are your suitcases so heavy?

Patrick:

[zada]

"yo why the hell are your bags so heavy, what did you put in here??"

0:18

[AizenTheShark]

Is this what Boris is laughing about for the past 2 months?

[TheEggoEffect]

“So, what music genres do you like?”

“Uhhh... rock?”

[kozmonauta]

Thanks to this masterpiece we now know that boris has eyes

[beesokay]

I'm a geology major and this is relevant to my interests

[Flyingboy]

When I was like 5 I genuinely believed they were saying rock sand

[iheartkazu]

"whats her name?"
"rocks anne"
"roxanne?"
"no, rocks anne"

[stqticcruncher]

Lyrics:

[Musical intro]

Hahahaha..

[Musical intro continues]

Rocks.

[HeavymetalHylian]

I knew exactly what was going to happen, but I laughed the whole time in anticipation.

[alejandrotenorio]

I waited 19 seconds just to hear him say “Rocks”



I’m not disappointed

[martinusriovanni]

A Slavic man with dreamy eyes brought me here and it did you too.