A 1959 Coffee Loaf

Now you can chew your coffee!!

[oClock]

You can't cry over spilled milk, but you can scream over fallen salt.

[momoluvr]

The various cuts of screams with the salt crisis was hilarious 😂😂

[Volpij]

Where I live, spilled salt means that your going to get in an argument, but the amount of salt you spilled is enough to start a family feud

[redwitch]

I tried making this, even though having instant coffee in the house felt like heresy to my coffee-addict husband. The loaf turned out as dense and moist as a cake, with a distinct but very mild flavor of chocolate. My husband and I kept staring at it and uttering phrases like "What is this sorcery?!" and "Why is this so good?!" while we damn near had to weigh individual slices to make sure that we were dividing it so each of us got EXACTLY HALF, to prevent the formation of grudges. Also, one slice gave me enough of a coffee buzz to be wide awake. It was madness and we loved it and I'm going to have to do to this what I did to the peanut butter bread--turn it into muffins to control portion size, ensure fair division, and keep us from ripping the loaf apart with our hands and gnawing on it like ravenous jackals.

[SmashingFalcon]

Imagine being married to this guy, and you just hear him screaming and crying from the kitchen. The next thing you know he enters the room like "i baked a cake 😄"

[benr]

God damn Dylan was having an existential crisis with this one

[redheadwithafierytemper]

Dylan is a treasure. The day I discovered him was a turning point in my life. It doesn't matter how bad my day has been a Dylan video instantly makes things better. I had a serious medical problem recently and had to go to the hospital so I brought his cookbook with me. My ER doctor said I have seen patients bring in all sorts of books but never a cookbook. While waiting on test results he asked about it and when I let him read it for a few minutes I kid you not the man ordered the book from my hospital room and subscribed to his channel. He loved the lard videos. He thanked me for sharing the joy that is Dylan.

[purplepanda]

“I would have had to have had a wife”
English is certainly one of the languages of all time

[DeathMetalDerf]

Top Tip: Add three tablespoons of cocoa powder and an extra egg yolk to the mix for a fudgy effec. Like brownie bread.

[oneunknown]

Jeez, I've only ever seen Dylan being this clumsy with lard, now the Salt and Shortening wants the throne too! 🤣

[SunCrabJr]

“I’d have to have a wife”

I didn’t think one facial expression could express the five stages of grief as well as confusion all at once but that face said it all 😂

Gotta love Dylan

[traviskent]

His scream over the salt is basically my life summed up in three seconds.

[LawTaranis]

Your breakdown on the salt sent me to orbit. 😂 Thank you for being so unhinged, it brings me much joy.

[Kinetic_Storm]

The fact that this man didn’t just say oil, but specified “10w40” made me smile and I 100% agree lmfao

[MShrooms-mfle]

Well at least that kitchen corner is safe from demons now

[Lisa-rqff]

"If you're curious 🧐 your probably NOT straight, but that's unrelated 🤔" ha!ha! Love ❤ ya Dylan! So funny AND so true! Spot on! 🤣

[BigglesAboutTown]

This is so the antithesis of aesthetic cooking videos where every thing looks perfect, I’m in love with this content

[elianahernandez]

For anyone wanting the written out recipe:

Dry Ingredients:
2 cups of flour
2 teaspoons of baking powder
A pinch of salt
1 tsp of cinnamon

Coffee:
Dissolve 1/2 cup of instant coffee in 1/2 a cup of boiling water

Cream together
1/2 cup of butter
3/4 cup of sugar
1/3 cup of powdered creamer
3 eggs

Then alternate folding in the dry and the coffee. Put it into a greased loaf at 325 degrees for about an hour.

[christianhansen]

The trauma of the salt drop! I’m not over it

[joshswimmerly]

I am a knuckle dragging caveman ogre, and this dude is one of my favorite people on here. never lets me down and makes me laugh every time. Thank you for the endless good times my boi.