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[mavendeo]

7:50
Mugger: "Give me all your money!"
*In the distance:* CAW!
Mugger: "I said your money! Now!"
*low, ominous sounds of a thousand flapping wings*
Mugger: "GIVE. IT. TO... Wait... What is that noise?"
*ominous flapping grows closer, turning to a low roar, wind begins to pick up, and a single black feather falls between the mugger and the family*
Little girl, with dark smile on her face: "My friends."

[Seto_KaibaX]

The crow one got me. When I was a kid my dad got a random crow pet out of no where. The lil guy came daily to eat, rest, drink like a dog being let in after a long time until one day he stayed in and didn't come out of his condo anymore. Fast forward 2-3 years my dad went to go grab some mail and left the door open Mr. Feathers walked out, looked at my dad and flew off. Never to be seen again.

[weebjeez]

That moment when the voice reads the "standing in lava" post and the "argh's" sound like a minecraft character taking damage.

*YOU CANNOT UNHEAR*

[horriblehumor]

He’s sometimes a lil rude
He’s always a huge mood
But most important of all
He’s Brainy Dude

[jeremiahjohns]

Addition to the last one.. They forgot to tell people that the appendix tends to act like the rattle of a snake, shaking vigorously to ward off predictors with its cursed intestinal rattle.

[GoldKnightProduction]

Back when I used to play 'Animal Crossing: New Leaf' I stuck something weird in my home. My living room had an expansion to the side, but I used a massive bookcase to block it off. Inside I stashed all the mad-science themed furniture I had. Ambiguous zappy-machines, chairs with restraints and electrodes, a baby Metroid, a hospital curtain next to a safety-shower, and *I think* I had a model skeleton. I even used concrete walls and tiled floors to make the room drastically more cold and eerie compared to the home it was in. Sometimes, when I left my streetpass on, I would push the bookcase aside.

[Kiwi_Tea]

...I really REALLY wish Crows or Ravens visited me now...I wouldn't care about the shinies so much, but they're some of my favourite birds on account of how intelligent they are...not to mention their link to the Allfather, Odin.

[flibbernodgets]

I love stories about crows and people interacting like that. I've been seeing a lot of them lately. I hope to one day make an alliance with my own flock of crows, and these stories fill me with the hope that I may one day fully realize this dream

[commenturthegreat]

A few days ago I was in a room at night with some people. I was just about to exit the room when someone told a really bad joke. Right at that moment I opened the door to a very loud sound of a chirping cricket. There was a literal cricket sound after a bad joke.

[sobecksisters]

I gave a crow some bread and he gave me a stick.
I named him Picasso.
He likes cheese.
And sticks.
He really, _really_ loves sticks.

[keramgg]

9:00 why at first I thought "wait, one of the birds is a photographer? " I facepalmed so hard

[yttrium]

Where can I get one of those sunset rocks??
I need to know??

[ChristopherMoom]

77 has two sevens, so it's twice as grand

[godofthecripples]

And that's why crows are unexpectedly considered some of the smartest animals on Earth.

[OcarinaT]

"These crows are keeping track of this girl and her mother even when they are out of the yard. How do we know?
One of them is a photographer."

One of them? As in one of the crows?

[SnakeFruitCookieGood]

The Crow one just fucking ripped out my insides and force fed me with me, their creating a Crow cult holy Ruddle-

[flwey]

5:59
YOU CAN’T JUST TELL ME A STORY LIKE THAT AND LEAVE IT AT THAT
*I need to know the snoke edectors’ lore*

[lumossk]

The Dilemma of being so early that you have a decent chance to make a top comment, but you can't wait to watch the video or come up with something funny

[BrandoniTheGreat]

I shall summon my own flock of loyal birds. I will teach them to find diamonds, and they will feast.

[lolaflower]

0:29 *when you're suffocating in minecraft and you can't figure out how to get out*