BREAKING: The UFO's shot down WERE NOT aliens!

-- The White House explains that the recent UFOs that were shot down are not likely to be aliens from another planet
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Broadcast on February 14, 2023

#davidpakmanshow #ufo #aliens

[jerrys]

No aliens? Damn. We need intelligent life down here.

[Wix_Mitwirth]

If you want to cover up aliens, you go "hey guys, aliens are real!" and then they'll go "yeah right, what are you hiding?"

[Gilbert_Dice_Gottfried]

“Proctology must be big on other planets” lol.

[StephenJohnson-jbxe]

Not only are there an extraordinary number of people speculating that they may be extraterrestrial but there is an extraordinary number of people who are experts on alien technology based on what they saw in some movies with scant regard for actual physics.

[jayforeman]

It's common knowledge that Martians use balloons for space travel. Do your own research.

[sean]

Clown world wouldn’t be complete without balloons

[andyr]

If I were an alien, I’d disguise *my* ship as an innocuous weather balloon.

[FunnyAnimatorJimTV]

aw i was hoping for something exciting to spent trillions more military dollars on

[Nobddy]

Sadly, the objects shot down turned out to be Santa and his reindeer, the old man from the movie Up, and the car from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang. May God rest their souls.

[malibuhiegts]

"saying it wasn't aliens means it was aliens"

"Ok then, it was Aliens!"

"THERE WAS ALIENS!!!" 👁️👄👁️

[liljes]

Ok, now the government and David Pakman have said it’s not aliens. It’s definitely aliens.

[obtuse]

It's incredible (and frightening) that this announcement should be felt neccessary.

[quinnoshaughnessy]

i once heard a comedian say some thing like, no aliens would ever come visit earth because out of all the planets they would likely visit, they would never visit ours, because to them, our planet would be the equivalent of like, alabama.

[jebuskryst]

What a sad state the US is in that the Press Secretary has to say this. Nearly as low as electing a Reality TV Star as President.

[Joemamahahahaha]

I think “microbial” is a better word for where you used “bacterial” for alien life. Very nit picky but microbe is broader than bacteria and I doubt something on another planet would become what we would still classify as bacteria.

[edmer]

It has to be aliens, coming to get some final pics. As it states in the Hitchhiker's Guide: The Great Lakes were best viewed at slower speeds.

[bersekovitch]

Rest of the world: ballon tech was born in the early 18th century, no big deal.
USA: Surely this is the work of some aliens !
Sigh.

[Itstheoaks]

Not buying it tbh.

You're gonna tell me they went from saying things like
"Scrambled with fighters sensors"
"Had an unknown propulsion system"
"Isn't a balloon"
"Not ruling out it could be aliens"

Then now all of a sudden
"It's not aliens"

Yeah okay sure obviously the government must be telling the truth like they always do right 😂😂

[uhhFez]

PLOT TWIST: our government officials were abducted by alien tractorbeam the aliens took over their bodies. Now they're trying blend in until judgement day

[Blakblooded]

Well, this will cement it. MTG's base will be convinced that this is indeed an alien coverup.