What was the weirdest black-market in your school?

[Moonstar_TheTherian]

My school had a whole google doc adverting stuff on a “black market” with like shoes all the way to teachers hair

[wwyattthurstonzzz]

So you’re paying MONEY for a FREE burger

[gymusen]

Idk about any HUGE sort of blackmarket, but I do know 2 of my colleagues who sold food to classmates, ones sold brownies and the other corn dogs and juice.

They made some good money for sure cuz people would buy from them everyday, and the brownie guy even had his brother selling some to other classes with him, the corn dog guy tho, he ALMOST got caught by the principal, but he was smart and changed backpacks before being requested to get take them to the principal.

[richardszekely]

once upon time one of my friends brought BALLONS and sold them for 10 dollars (one of its real price is like 1 dollar and it was in 4th grade so none known its real price) he sold like 10 of them. and then, the principal got to know. they had to give the ballons to the principal and he had to give the ballons (worth like 100-200 dollars) suspended for a month and even police showed up (one of them was my dad so i could go home i was SO happy)



this was too much time waste pls give a thumbs :D

[Avaniuu]

Mann😭 for us when it got so bad every time you were late to class, you would get a after school detention for 1hr and 30 min. Each time were you late to class that would equal one after school detention each😭. If you didn’t show up we would have ISS🤦🏼‍♀️

[Themilitarynoob]

At my school there was alot of bullies so these really jacked kids started a fricken protection business, 1 pound a week for full protection, it's kinda worth it bc it's basically anti bully software xd

[familymclean]

The real life equivalent of diary of a wimpy kid hero points.

[boywithcurlz]

i remember a kid who sold stickers in middle school. he would sell them anywhere from a 1$ to 20$ each depending on the sticker. he had all sorts of ppl coming up to him either after class or during lunch checking out what stickers he has. surprisingly he never got caught and from what i heard made lots of money off of it. kinda wish i did business when i was in school. sadly i just started one right after i graduated 😭

[hi_there._why_r_u_reading_this]

we had people taking door handles out of the door and selling them. people bought them for some reason

[KindaBoredMyGuy]

At my school after being late 3 times they talk to your parents and you get a punishment, how the f-ck did they not do something similar???

[jesusdiego]

This is the reason some schools can’t have nice things

[Ian_MCGI]

They should use like a 10 number random code for the tickets and any kind of repetition are disqualified, but then when they input the codes in the system it gets a reset so they could use the code again for another ticket. Thats a good solution for no counterfeit

[corbinstrong]

Back in my freshman year, there were two major markets going, snacks and toys, like beyblades and TCG, I dipped into both and did pretty well, the markets got shut down because "we were depriving the cafeteria staff of money" which we all called horse shit on, but the top sellers all got suspended

[EVELCATZ]

We washed pads and sold them! 😼 Girls were groos af but it gained sm money 😻

[PrestonBillingham-qh]

My school lunch is free but also it sucks

[Grapey]

Eh, in kindergarten, we had a pokemon card trading system in the bathrooms, ethier trade for, or buy cards. And later on, in highschool, instead of something like a black market, we had a fight club, and bets

[NBD_CARES]

people selling glitter. in elementry school i told people if they game me snacks id give them ziplock bags of blue/green glitter. i hit the snack jackpot. i always had snacks for lunch. this one asian girl giving me her cookies she baked. my glitter shop was so sucsessful.

[jttitan]

There was this system a friend set up at my secondary school where kids could pay to have a couple of us defend them for a day/week (depended on how much they paid and the situation they were in) cause the school refused to do anything about the bullying problem. Got to the point where it was so lucrative that the bullies wanted to swap sides which put us out of business lol, for like 3 weeks it went from paying for protection to betting on fights between people at which point the schools administration took their heads out of their asses and shut down the illegal gambling operation as they called it lmao.

[ANIpJs]

I had my fingers in many black markets at school. Here is a list of a few. One year I stocked my locker with cases of soda and undercut the school vending machines, I sold cheap USB thumb drives that had an app that could by-pass the school's website blockers, when I got a home PC I would make burnt CDs of pirated music and for enough money p0rn.
I also created artificial vomit out of cafeteria food to help get students out of school.

In retrospect I was a terror in school and the only reason they put up with my shenanigans for so long, is because I tested at gifted levels. But they could never make me one of their golden pride students because I had nothing but contempt for their authority.

[urlocalmcdonaldsventi]

Sounds like Hero Points from Diary of a Wimpy Kid